Remove the crocodile clips from the melon and step away from the car battery.........

[deity_inc]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted. I would like to say that it is because I have been busy looking for another job, or perhaps volunteering my time to help people less fortunate than me, or best of all I won the lottery and have spent the past month lying naked and drunk in the back room of some exotic strip club loosening the restrictions on

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[burny_md]

ROFL! I rarely know what to expect when I start reading your posts. Even when I make an attempt at guessing, I'm rarely correct.

I'm really glad to hear that you're okay after the green bean beating! The phrase that came to mind during that part was (in a small gingerbread man's voice) "not the green bean button!"

[menckles]

I don't think I have ever, EVER, actually laughed out loud at a lj post before. Wow! Nice job.

And, to your worry why your Spidey sense didn't let you see that something was going to go wrong once Agent Turnip got there, let me quote Good Omens, and say that perhaps it's for the same reason that people in Trafalgar Square can't see England. :)