And so the 3am hour rolls around and I am awake and coughing. When I find the bastard that gave me the flu, I am going to sit them down and force them to watch Battlefield Earth and Gigli in one evening. Not being a religious type I need to pose a question to anyone who believes in any deities, major or minor. If, when buying a paper, the girl
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When crazy God nuts would come up to a friend of mine on campus and ask him if he had accepted Jesus Christ as his personal savior, his response was always, "that'd be pretty selfish of me, now wouldn't it." Have another friend who keeps referring to "The Passion of the Christ" as "The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre."
I think Jesus does love you, though. How could anyone not love a cute and crazy Welshman like you?
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-Lil
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Is your passport up to date? I just got a job announcement for a gig in switzerland... ;)
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which, if she's really all fundy and pure, might translate to "thinks your sexy."
if it's the latter, you should be used to that by now, if just not all of the strange guises its expression might take on.
if the former, maybe the haircut and the new jacket didn't help. the old jacket helps ME be sly and sexy, though, so i'm not complaining either way. and jesus DOES love you. millions of happy believers can't be wrong. fortunately, that doesn't mean mel gibson loves you. that might be handy when backstage passes to awards-shows with lots of movie stars are handed out, but could get scary in its own right during the off-season...
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