I just had to share this with the world.

[deja_you]

Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with cocaine, and blankets to welter on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the hemorrhaging plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your mace," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's Canadian handcuffs, which Jeff

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Jeff and I have something in common.

[anonymous]

Jeff always masturbates to family events.

Re: Jeff and I have something in common.

[deja_you]

Hot.

[fancy_cat]

Buy cocaine from me.

[deja_you]

Who else would I buy it from?

[fancy_cat]

The other me?

[deja_you]

That is unheard of!