Thinking everything's ok makes it ok

[dejaviewer]

I ate half of a lobster named Carl for dinner tonight.
Then decided I really don't like lobster very much.

Comments

[cko46]

i think lobster races before cooking them is too cruel.

i don't like lobster very much either, or seafood. Unless it's really, really good seafood and doesn't taste all fishy.

[awishgoneawry]

The only "seafood" I will eat is the Filet-O-Fish from McDonald's, and that's only because it's totally unhealthy, and doesn't actually taste like fish because of the tartar sauce. But when I stop and think about the fact that I am theoretically eating fish, I get a little grossed out.

[dejaviewer]

And that hardly counts as fish, I'm afraid. It's probably actually paper pulp from students who scored lower than 1000 on their SATs. However, you weould never need to worry about test-cannibalism as you will score 1600.