i can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant

[dejavoodoo4]

i woke up this morning and i wasn't breathing.

i've got a new joke:
A Tennessee man just passed away and left his whole estate to his wife, but she can't touch it until she's 14.

i'm going to london.

Comments

[edgarparker]

london? neat. take me with you

[thepaigemaster]

I miss you, boo.