It's been two days of gym and I'm STILL not a waif :(

[dejavu_phoenix]

Every muscle in my body hurts, the treadmill keeps trying to spit me off, and there was this guy there today who I'm pretty sure I brought home once (I'll be able to recognise him for sure if I drink half a dozen beers before I go in next time

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[kunphormyst]

I am waiting for them to perfect a home liposuction procedure that is as dangerous as it is fun. Then I can make really great soap, just like in fight club.