Unemployment

[dejavu_phoenix]

Tonight is my last shift at work. Now that it's here I'm having mixed feelings about it. I know that I won't miss the erratic demands of pokie addicted housewives in mu-mus, nor Mr Hunsley and his 300 coffees with 4 grains of coffee in them, or tea with the teabag dipped only 3 1/2 times (I sometimes give him decaf just to amuse myself), nor the

Comments

[jiggles_is_liz]

i have your vest.

eating is overrated.

[dejavu_phoenix]

vest-napper! Admit it, you took one look at my work uniform and just had to have one for yourself.

[jiggles_is_liz]

And the exits to the aircraft are located here, here, and here.

[dejavu_phoenix]

Please remain seated. We are experiencing some turbulence, but you're drinks will be arriving shortly.