Hah, not for nothing, but when I saw the punched baby thing on woot, my first thought was "now that...THAT is comedy"...my second was "they stole my line"...
...then I thought "I wonder what it would be like to *actually* punch a baby"... I mean, seriously, ponder that for a moment. Just a quick glance left and right to make sure nobody is watching--the baby is already screaming his little head off, so it's not like the sudden cry is going to grab attention--then just a straight shot to the gut. A quick rabbit punch.
I bet it would feel pretty awesome for a second, then pretty horrible, then pretty awesome again. I imagine the rest of the day would be a rollercoaster of "Haha, I punched the HELL out of that baby" and "Aww...I punched a fucking baby...what the hell is wrong with me"...
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...then I thought "I wonder what it would be like to *actually* punch a baby"... I mean, seriously, ponder that for a moment. Just a quick glance left and right to make sure nobody is watching--the baby is already screaming his little head off, so it's not like the sudden cry is going to grab attention--then just a straight shot to the gut. A quick rabbit punch.
I bet it would feel pretty awesome for a second, then pretty horrible, then pretty awesome again. I imagine the rest of the day would be a rollercoaster of "Haha, I punched the HELL out of that baby" and "Aww...I punched a fucking baby...what the hell is wrong with me"...
...but I bet it's worth it.
Anybody need a babysitter?
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