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May 25, 2010 13:35

You can tell from all the baby punching (from today's Wootoff ( Read more... )

funny, jer

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jer_ May 25 2010, 20:51:57 UTC
Hah, not for nothing, but when I saw the punched baby thing on woot, my first thought was "now that...THAT is comedy"...my second was "they stole my line"...

...then I thought "I wonder what it would be like to *actually* punch a baby"... I mean, seriously, ponder that for a moment. Just a quick glance left and right to make sure nobody is watching--the baby is already screaming his little head off, so it's not like the sudden cry is going to grab attention--then just a straight shot to the gut. A quick rabbit punch.

I bet it would feel pretty awesome for a second, then pretty horrible, then pretty awesome again. I imagine the rest of the day would be a rollercoaster of "Haha, I punched the HELL out of that baby" and "Aww...I punched a fucking baby...what the hell is wrong with me"...

...but I bet it's worth it.

Anybody need a babysitter?

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dek9 May 25 2010, 21:07:49 UTC
And really, how many times in your life do you get to say "Haha, I punched the HELL out of that baby"?

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jer_ May 25 2010, 21:10:40 UTC
Three...maybe four times...tops?

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