Thought I'd let my Lj friends have "firsties" on some items I'm selling before they hit either craigslist or the pawn shop ( Read more... )

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You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)
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Tatooed on the neck, (no, it ain't "Hello Kitty, and he ain't Samoan!)

"Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged,

Vengeance Is Mine-So Sayeth The Lord,

No Fear!"

How to make a dekeboy
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

1 part brilliance

5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

but I found this to be profound, and in some ways reflective of what our society is currently-

"Deceit is in the heart of them that imagine evil."

proverbs 12:20

Worked only for days this week, but it felt like five! Had a nice weekend, first with ogre, sirriamnis, bitobear and crew. Sunday at the in-laws was nice. There was grilling, and I ate s'mores! It marked the first time I've ever eaten a "real" (ie: not out of a box) s'more, and now I know what the fuss was all about..It was like a crack dessert sprinkled with ( Read more... )

Coming from me, this actually doesn't sound all that strange:

"Hey Deke, how was work today?" "Well, except for getting bitten by a parrot, it wasn't half bad!"

Yeah, thats a true one.

If you like co-ed crisco twister, bobbing for meat, full-contact "austrailan rules" canasta and (especially for my gaming group) pin the schlong on the iron golem then you must come to our apartment tomorrow as we partake of these and many more festivities in celebration of "The Notorious B.U.B ( Read more... )