*Damn* this itch. Hope
mr_moley was right, this method better *work*.
*spreads antiseptic cream around in the manner of shaving foam, and turns the shaver on.*
Damn. Never done this before. Wonder if a mirror would be helpful?
*begins to shave off his nether curls, sweraing and grunting all the while*
*two hours later*
There. Ouch. It isn't helping much yet. Most of the itching's gone but now it just feels... strange.
*Spreads more antiseptic on and patches random cuts with tissue paper*
Damn. Guess I'll have to lie down for a bit. Must... not... scratch!