Maury Approved

[delamour777]

"The alleged father is excluded as the biological father of the tested child. This conclusion is based on the non-matching alleles observed at the loci listed above with a PI equal to 0. The alleged father lacks the genetic markers that must be contributed to the child by the biological father. The probability of paternity is 0%."

Comments

[cky2chris]

So...you're not the father?

[delamour777]

corrrrrect

[periah_bassist]

what a pitiful excuse for a human being...

and maury rocks...

call me now

[delamour777]

maury is my hero. or is he my shero?

[periah_bassist]

ohhhh.....mmmm

no

pooky bear

[over_analyzing]

hey you remember that time when you didn't have a kid? i do!

Re: pooky bear

[delamour777]

that one time thats now and always been that one time...?
yesh i do!

[lestat_atreyu]

Congratulations my friend. You should definitely call me more now, so that we can hang out and whatnot.

[delamour777]

i call you tonight with the hanging out and with the burkhart and maybe more and the goodness and the yes. yes?

HEY

[sxepunk_chick84]

That's okay- IF you ever feel the need to act like a father to a child that isn't yours..(I will go along with it. :) Since the father can't be here right now...But, I will atleast let you hold it and play with it ...ANYTIME you want. :) AND....You don't even have to deal with me being a Biotch to you-...:D I actually like you. :P

Re: HEY

[delamour777]

sweet. i think you are telling me i can play with yer baby yes? i say OK! i like the small humans. i dont know about the acting like a daddy thing but i will definitly have a few words and make some faces at mr/or mrs. small human person.:()

Re: HEY

[sxepunk_chick84]

Yesh. You can play with da baby anytime you want. As long as the Dingo doesn't eat my baybee we will be fine.