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May 13, 2005 19:11

From Ell-tastic. Uh, aka ellabellarose

Twenty anonymous `shout-outs` if you will. You may or may not fit in to more then one category. These people may or may not have an lj in the first place. How mysterious.

Try and guess who you are, if you so desire. Feel free to guess who other people are as well.



1. When we were dancing and that girl jokingly called nicknamed the two of us after a disney movie, I never told you that I`m the true beast and you`re the real beauty.

2. I don`t care if you`re an extremely gorgeous homosexual and I`m a `vicious, pretty sowhoreajukitch.` We`re getting married and living the life of really hot swingers until the day we both start rotting of cyphillus (not before we hit Kyan and Jonny though) You`re the Jack to my Karen, George to my Nina, Angel to my Maureen, Will to my Grace, Randy to my Thea, and the `every hot gay man figure in history` to my `heterosexual female with a weakness for girly things`. You`re possibly my most favorite man, and I love you tons.

3. We have our rough spots, and we get on each other`s nerves a lot. Our personalities are almost polar opposites, and we have really different views on a lot of things. Through our 12/something years of knowing each other, how have we not killed each other yet? Because we`re the best of friends, and all the difference in the world couldn`t change that.

4. The day you realize how beautiful you really are will be the day hell freezes over. I`m holding on to these ice skates just in case. You know, ALMOST every time I`ve done something really stupid in BBYO, YOU were involved. Viva La Mardi Gras, TRADITION LIVES ON!!

5. From keeping my dirty N secret to adopting the infamous necklace, you two are extremely cool ladies, and the best BC council chicks ever. No one should even try and compete! (congrats on making board)

6. We`re so alike...I think that`s why we lock horns sometimes. Something about stealing each other`s thunder or something. You`re one of the funnest (yeah, funnest) people I know, you`re piss-your-pants hilarious, sexy as hell, and I love you a lot. Even if you make fun of my boobs.

7. So...ARE you homosexual? I can`t figure you out!

8. I would so road-trip with you if I could. We became such fast friends, and really good ones at that. You`re gorgeous, fun, intelligent, amazing, and you never fail to make me smile...you never fail to make my day. You`re my urbandick bff, bro from another ho, and the perfect man. If I didn`t really know you, I would make you up. Whoever marries you will be one lucky girl. (PS; Yeah, you were pretty incredible. Maybe my best hookup ever. Now stop asking. You`re illegal now!)

9. You`re going through a hard time, and while I don`t want to ignore it, I don`t think you`d want to talk about it. Like my card said, you always have a friend in me, and I love you like hell. I think you`re one of the sweetest people I`ll ever know, and I hate seeing you sad.

10. Stop crying about your goddamn car, you silly bitch. It`s not like you didn`t egg my house two weeks ago...yeah, I know it was you. Just as a sidenote, your music taste makes me cry, you were an assfuck at the halloween party/ihop (i was seriously embarassed), and Rachel suggests you should hire Hilary Swank to jam `it` back in place.

11. YES I LIKED YOU AT ONE POINT, PLEASE MOVE ON, DUMBASS :'] PS; You`re still an idiot and you smell like the library. But that`s a good thing.

12. Well, I think you`re adorable, missy, and we`ll laugh at our absymally retarded adventure on Sat/Sun in about a year. You`re my little ray of sunshine, and wow, you`re great.

13. You girls kinda saved my life. I love you.

14. You`re a nice kid and I`d like to let you down easy. You can find girls like, ten times better then me, trust me on this. The eraser thing was cute, but don`t do it again, it`s distracing.

15. I`m pretty sure you`re my heterosexual soulmate, and though we lasted forty eight hours as a `couple` (god I hate that word, and I know you do too) we`ll be friends for 219847892348262564213 x that long. You ALWAYS make me feel pretty, better when I`m down, accepted, and just...liked. You`re my best friend, better half, DD, sense of self-worth, and I love you long time.

16. That Fat Joe//J.Lo song is our`s, and I don`t care if you hate it and think I`m a retard :') You`ve been a constant in my life for the year&a month I`ve known you, and I can`t thank you enough for it. Sure we started out a little weird, I thought you hated me, I wouldn`t let you sleep on the bus, we ignored each other for a while, and my friends gave you a fan club...you`re one of the greatest people I`ll ever know, even if sometimes I think you`d be better off without me. It just seems that way sometimes, I don`t know. Some things you say really get under my skin, and you`ve hurt me a couple times (I never let you know, though) but I love you SO much. And stop telling me I don`t, because you have no idea.

17. We`re the best council ever, and I`d be lost without a lot of you. Some of you have become great friends of mine, and I`m really glad I met each and every one of you. Counting down the days til` I see y`all again. DIRRTY SOUTH REPRESENTTTTT!

18. You`re the only girl I`d ever sleep with, and we`re simply made for each other. We have so many inside jokes it`s ridiculous, and I love talking to you about virtually ANYTHING. I could write more, but I already have - in your userinfo =P I love my fat cow so much <3

19. The four of us may be whores, but at least we`re hot in the act. Insead of CAUGHT in act...HOT...CAUGHT...it rhymes. I love you girls.

20. So, you don`t have an lj, and by the way it`s been flying around, you might already know...but...I think you`re the hottest thing ever, I love the way you think, you have an incredible effect on me, I have a titanic `thing` for you, and I would SO get in your pants. You make me feel alive.
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