Okay we just finished our first game of kings. I say first with the intention of playing a second...to the utter destruction of all who played in the first. BUT that...is not the point
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This is not fair. You all had fun, wheras I just got drunk with some random people and then got more drunk and then discovered I wasnt drunk enough so I got more drunk.
I would also like to make it known that I would have lost this game of Kings immediately.
For one thing, I talk with my HANDS, so being unable to point would mean that I would have had to shut up. Because I cannot CANNOT shut up when drunk, this would be impossible and as such I would have pointed everywhere. Secondly, I would be unable to speak without swear words when drunk - also impossible. Thirdly, I am self-obsessed and constantly talk about myself, so I would always be using the words I and MYSELF. Finally. Who the fuck uses their left hand for ANYTHING? Hence. Oody. Fails.
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i love how you were listening to atreyu cos i made you
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and on another note...I Win!!!!
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For one thing, I talk with my HANDS, so being unable to point would mean that I would have had to shut up. Because I cannot CANNOT shut up when drunk, this would be impossible and as such I would have pointed everywhere.
Secondly, I would be unable to speak without swear words when drunk - also impossible.
Thirdly, I am self-obsessed and constantly talk about myself, so I would always be using the words I and MYSELF.
Finally. Who the fuck uses their left hand for ANYTHING? Hence. Oody. Fails.
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I am very good.
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