Comments | delcj: Edward - (formerly) a 100something year old virgin. i know this because of my learnings.

delcj

Edward - (formerly) a 100something year old virgin. i know this because of my learnings.

Aug 07, 2008 13:47

so... dudski. apparently, several days ago you were all "I greatly enjoy the implication that for decades on end, all of the Cullens spent their nights having crazy sex while Edward sat around and studied and kept on being a virgin who never whacked off." i'm sort of envious that i was not present when you were all greatly enjoying that particular ( Read more... )

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mrschimpf August 7 2008, 11:10:48 UTC

LOL LULZ!!!!

Ohhh, how I love the Twilight hate. I don't understand it at all. It's like Rory is getting hit on by some blood fetishist or something (Rory being Bella) and totally falling for it like she did Logan, combined with horrible music and lame plots. I don't understand how Smeyer has suckered so many people into buying such horrible fanficition disguised as an 'original story'.

I totally edited the Twilight article on Uncylcopedia, that's how much I hate it :-p!

delcj August 8 2008, 01:51:03 UTC

Bella is waaay more annoying than Rory at her worst.

*gets ready to read merciless savagery about Twilight on Uncyclopedia*

julia_thorne13 August 7 2008, 13:03:42 UTC

LOL, I've never read these Dusk books or whatever (Twilight? Dusk?) but RPattz always brings the LOLs with him. Wherever he goes. It's inevitable.

alcarcalime August 7 2008, 14:39:06 UTC

I still refuse to subject myself from Twilight crap. Tried reading two chapters of Breaking Dawn and I had to pause before I reach the end to gag. Emo post-sex!Edward for the lolz. haha

delcj August 8 2008, 03:30:45 UTC

i look forward to emo post-sex!Edward as an opportunity for R.Pattz to fully utilize his powers of chewing up scenery. and then, 9 months later, he can chew up Bella's abdomen in the emergency vampire monster baby C-section. it's going to be epic! epic LULZ! also quite possibly epic barf.

dudski August 7 2008, 16:23:51 UTC

I cannot believe how Internet-famous those posts have become! My original comment was here/a>.

chickadilly August 7 2008, 18:11:00 UTC

Thanks for that link - that post is all kinds of Epic Win!

dindongbell August 9 2008, 03:32:32 UTC

Ate Del? How is that possible, plz?

delcj August 10 2008, 07:00:19 UTC

it's like this: i logon to gmail several times a day at work and lately, the little status indicator beside your name on my contacts list is _always_ green. maybe it's just your (or my) settings?