Scattered scenes from Ranma Saotome’s Guide to Dating
These are some future scenes that I hope to eventually include in Ranma Saotome’s Guide to Dating. Again, this post is rife with spoilers. Any comments or questions are welcome.
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Why did Ranma not go to cursed antique shop? Didn't think of it.
Ryoga follows Ranma to Tendo Dojo, they fight, Ranma takes Ryoga home and looks in phone book for Gentleman Pervert. Does not find? Or shop closed down last month, only get recording, 'Thank you for your patronage over the years. We are happy to have served our loyal customers and wish you all good luck!'
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Genma afraid Ranma sneaking off to spend time with Ryoga.
He should have realized the dangers of his strategy beforehand. If you stick a bunch of randy pubescent boys in a building for six hours everyday then eventually they'll crack and go for their girlier classmates. Not that Ranma was girly, of course; why, he practically oozed masculinity. That must have been why the Hibiki boy was drawn to him. Oh, on the surface this Hibiki seemed to be just as manly as Ranma, what with his similar devotion to fighting and martial arts, but the other boy was rather high-strung and hysterical for a martial artist.
No, Genma could see it now--Hibiki devoted himself to martial arts to deny his true nature, but Ranma was too manly for his girlish heart to resist. He fixated on Ranma but justified it to himself as a rivalry in the making. His thoughts would be consumed with Ranma, every day would be devoted to becoming Ranma's equal, of being worthy of Ranma. Pretty soon, he'd start peeping at Ranma in the change room and steal underwear for private sniffing and/or wanking sessions.
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Include interlude? The Secret Adventures of Ryoga Hibiki
Ryoga has sex with Azusa to "catch up" to Ranma and prove not gay. Azusa forces him to wear a dress during sex and calls him Charlotte. Ryoga feels filthy afterwards but pretends to have enjoyed it. Genma and Ranma think he didn't enjoy it because of latent homosexuality.
Ranma: "Guys want sex, Ryoga. That's just how it is. If you don't, then maybe--"
Ryoga: "Finish that sentence and I'll rape you with your own dick."
"See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Here we are just hanging out and suddenly you start talking about my dick."
Ryoga spluttered in indignation. "What! You--we--aargh! We were talking about sex! It was part of the flow of the conversation!" He grabbed Ranma by the shoulders and started shaking him.
"I believe you completely," lied Ranma as he gingerly removed Ryoga's hands from his body and stepped out of arms' reach of the other boy.
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Ryoga has sex with as many of Ranma's “girlfriends” as he can to prove his masculinity. Tally: Kodachi, Shampoo(?), Ukyo, Tsubasa(?)
Ranma learns not to disguise self as girl around Ryoga when he’s groped and almost dragged into bushes. Ryoga learns to check girls for Ranma-hood before trying anything.
"First off, are you Ranma in disguise?"
"Am I what?"
"If you are you have to tell me, otherwise it's gay. You can just back off now, no harm no foul."
She stared at him like he was an escaped mental patient.
"Okay, that was your last chance." And without further ado Ryoga took his pants off.
"Actually I changed my mind, this is too weird. You were going to pretend I was Ranma in disguise weren't you?"
"What? No, I wasn't! But that bastard Ranma keeps trying to trick me, so I have to check--"
"Oh, of course, of course. But I forgot, today's not a good day for me, I, uh, have scurvy."
"Oh my god, do you need me to take you to the hospital?"
"No, it's okay, it's the 24-hour kind, it'll be gone this time tomorrow. But I could relapse at any time, so my schedule is weird for the next 20 years. Anyway, I'll see you at school!"
Ryoga watched her hurriedly straighten up her clothes and scurry out the door. Five minutes later he realized what had happened. "Damn you, Ranma, this is all your fault!"
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Ranma is annoyed a gay guy is tapping so much ass, refuses to go for Ryoga's sloppy seconds (meaning mostly Shampoo).
"That jerk, why can't he just admit he's gay and leave some chicks for the rest of us?"
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Ryoga hates Akane because she monopolized Ranma's time when younger, Akane barely remembers him.
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Ryoga confronts Ranma at Furinkan High School for the first time:
"You're not going to spout off about the warrior's code, are you?" asked Ranma, rolling his eyes at the idea.
"Forget the warrior's code!" shouted Ryoga. "What about an older code, a greater and more sacred code? What about the code of 'bros before hos'?" The male part of the audience murmured in agreement. "Who's a 'ho'!" shouted Akane in indignation, but everyone was too caught up in the drama between the two boys to pay attention.
Ryoga continued his spiel with growing conviction. "You were too busy making time with a girl to respect the sacred bond that all true men share, the code that all true men live by. How dare you, Ranma! How dare you disrespect manhood in this way!"
"Ryoga, we both know you'd throw me under a bus if you thought it would get you a date with a cute girl. In fact, you did throw me under a bus when you thought that one girl was flirting with you. Do you think I held it against you? So what about that code, huh Ryoga? What about the sacred code of ‘no cockblocking’? Anything goes when it comes to tail - that's the only code a man needs to live by."
"He's right!" exclaimed Daisuke. "I'd break your legs if it meant touching a girl's breasts!" agreed Hiroshi.
"Bah!" spat Ryoga. "We made an agreement between warriors, but you skipped out on a duel of honour just for a chance lose your virginity!"
"Dude, I'd skip out on my grandmother's funeral for a chance to lose my virginity," said Hiroshi.
The boys in the crowd were too engrossed in talking about sex to notice Akane getting angrier about her personal details being shouted out in the middle of the schoolyard. They were reminded of her stake in the matter by the inhumanly fast way she kicked all thirty boys in the groin.
"When the heck did she get so fast?" groaned Ranma as he clutched his testicles. Ryoga couldn't answer since he was too busy vomiting up everything he'd eaten since middle school.
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Future Ranma’s mind is taken back to the future and he is replaced with 14 year old Ranma:
"You stupid doll, you suck!"
Ranma blinked and shook off the strange nameless feeling that was roiling in his stomach. He almost felt like he'd forgotten something important, but he pushed the thought to the back of his mind. Instead, he stared at the spectacle unfolding before him. Was this really happening? Was this really happening? Yes, Akane really is taking off her shirt. Holy mother of damn, I'm going to lose my virginity! Please, please don't let anything interrupt!
After all, it would really suck to stop halfway through.