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honestly, don't buy me shit for christmas. cos i am a cheap bastard and you are too. instead, please do something creative. i would love naked pictures of you or your loved ones with funny captions at the bottom like "where's the beef?" or something else that's lame, but if not, and here comes the serious request....
write me a poem
because everyone can write a poem
even though sometimes you have to show'em
how to string words together
to make something better
and i'll keep it forever, write a poem!
mo is cringing right now because i started a sentence with because
(beginning with the line)
she is sleeping
cos yeah. i said so. i mean it, punks.
all i want for christmas is...