This was too fun to not post.
Stolen from KTB
1. Your name?
Chris
is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
2. Your age?
19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
3. One of your friends?
Miguel
A jokester who will find the humor in ( Read more... )
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Shelby Twp.
1. A suburb of Detroit
2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"
3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
Slain by awesome.
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