i would bury my cock in the couch!

[delerium_boy]

so like, i have discovered six cuts in my fingers. where do they come from? i have no idea. i wasn't handling anything sharp... but they feel kinna neat. i only know where one came from...and i blame the fucking cats. the evil buggers. i hate them i do. and the extent the will go to to get some frikkin ham. gah

Comments

[pussinboots]

Those chicks and their moms are the most disturbing. YEARGH.

Re:

[delerium_boy]

Carlie and her mother were the scariest, by far, EVER. just too damned close. *ick*

[jodea]

um, ewww!

I don't even like my mom in the same house as me when I am naked... ug.
and compairison. um...... EWWWWW! *washes brain with brillo pad*

Re:

[delerium_boy]

heh, i had this one ex that thought she was a werewolf! hah hah! so i told her i was the invisible man, and i left with a quickness.