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Kenneth Lay had the balls to go and DIE last night. Looks like you won't be going to jail after all, fucko.

*Real update soon, I promise. Beachy drunken pictures to follow!*

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There is not font big, bold or obnoxious to express my excitement this week ( Read more... )

1. Seth.

2. The heat.

3. Home Depot.

4. My office nemesis.

5. Power struggles in general, no matter with whom.

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I love it when the little things remind me that basically, I have the best boyfriend ever. Today at work in the mail, I got a package!

Inside: Team Arsenal Socks! As modeled here:


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Aside from the fact that the ATM at the Tabernacle ate my debit card, Friday night was totally tops. Seth and Rob and I had a great time, and Jim Gaffigan thought I was a lunatic ( Read more... )

Work simply refuses to end. REFUSES.


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The short list of things I am excited about:

1. That I look accidentally fucking hot today; it's my "fuck all that shower noise" look.

2. Michael is not in the office today. No screaming bear man.

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