happybirthdaynateiloveyou!

[delicatexdecay]

TODAY IS THE SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY OF NATHANIEL PARKER SANDLER III

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[delicatexdecay]

ITS THE ONLY COMFORT I HAVE!

[deshwitat515]

happy birthday to nate!!!!! but he does not smell good all the time. usually he smells bad :p

[delicatexdecay]

ahhh old spice is the most bestest scent in the world.

[standigio]

i concur

[liteswitch_rave]

that suckssss.
me and glen will keep you company!

[delicatexdecay]

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i love you!

[catinthebox]

You should steal some of his clothing. When N's best friend went away for a month, she took some of her pants. She swears they smell like her friend....
Also, the wonderful thing about St. George is FREE LONG DISTANCE. So if he's home, you can call him, if nothing else.

[delicatexdecay]

OH YEAH OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE FREE LONG DISTANCE. ALICE YOU ARE AN AMAZING GENIUS

well i am currently in possession of at least half his wardrobe, &be sure that i will pack
every
last
sock.
sweater.
tshirt.
boxer(s).

[fatglenda]

Aside from taking some of his clothing with you, you ought to take some of his body parts too.

[delicatexdecay]

Well, I'm thinking of taking the most important ones.

And you-know-what I mean.

[lexicon_devil66]

When is your poetry reading thing? Also, tell Nate to bring back some good (i.e. spicy) salsa from New Mexico, New York is lacking in that department, to say the least.

[fatglenda]

There are plenty of Mexicans in New York.

[lexicon_devil66]

New Mexico, fool. That doesn't mean that New York has good salsa, either.

[delicatexdecay]

But it does mean that New York is stealing New Mexico's Mexicans, which may be why New Mexico is now stealing New York's salsa business.