03 [video]

[delicioussnark]

[He's sitting on one of the plaza's benches, resting his elbows on a wheelbarrow filled with vegetables. He looks perfectly satisfied, though his eyes are a bit swollen from crying. Blame the onions. It's totally the onions' fault. Really.]

It was very nice of the villagers to share their blessings with us. These vegetables are really well grown.

Comments

[Private]

[circus_knives]

Who are we burning?

[delicioussnark]

I forgot to ask for her name. Female. About 160 cm tall and seems to be in her mid-twenties. Fifty or so kilos in weight. She was wearing an expensive ring. We probably should get rid of that too.

[circus_knives]

Yes. We wouldn't want to leave behind any evidence. The last thing we need is to have the police on our trail again.

[delicioussnark]

And Miss Diva will be coming over for dinner. Try not to make a fool of yourself.

Audio

[sonofterra]

Of all the things to have as a pet.

[delicioussnark]

Why? What's wrong with him?

[sonofterra]

It's a little mundane, don't you think? There's nothing valuable or exotic or even desirable about that. What's the point of even having it around?

[delicioussnark]

[a sigh of relief]

Oh good. I thought you meant that he was sick or injured.

[bigassmachete]

Haauuuu, your pet sheep is so cuuuuuute~!!

[delicioussnark]

Thank you!

[Are you sure? Because Snark might have some cabbage drool on his face right now. ._.]

[bigassmachete]

[D'awww but that just makes him even cuter]

I've never heard of someone having a pet sheep before, but they seem like they'd make really cute pets~

[delicioussnark]

He's not a pet, he's a friend.

[madcuriosity]

Has no one claimed the lamb?

[delicioussnark]

[he shakes his head]

I'm afraid not.

[madcuriosity]

The poor dear.

[delicioussnark]

Excuse me, Miss Lidell...?

[namelessqueen]

It would be my pleasure. Humans rarely invite me to dinner~

[delicioussnark]

Great! Then you'll be coming over?

[namelessqueen]

I wouldn't miss it! Just tell me where to go and I'll be off.

[delicioussnark]

[I suck at directions. Insert coordinates here.]