04 [video]

[delicioussnark]

[He's slumped on a table, his right hand tracing the contours on the ram horns that have grown on his head.]

No, Snark, I don't think these make us the same creature.

[the soft bleating of his pet sheep can be heard in the background]Not even with those wings. See, yours were probably strapped on by some little girl who took a liking to you. Mine

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[thebutler_epic]

My, my. [Chuckle]

How ungainly.

[delicioussnark]

Isn't it? It won't even let me have dinner in peace!

[He looks close to tears at this point... because b'aaaaw his salad and his salad fork.]

[thebutler_epic]

Indeed.

You may have to sacrifice grace for practicality. Spare the silverware.

[delicioussnark]

Should I eat with my hands?

[kickable]

Work? What does that matter! How am I supposed to kick dressed like this?

[ Spiderman~ Spiderman~ Does whatever a spider can~ ]

[delicioussnark]

What are you supposed to be?

[kickable]

What does it look like? The smartest mascot... The Bando Spiders Spiderman!

[delicioussnark]

Bandou Spiders? Spiderman?

[sooorrrrrryyy]

I'm so sorry! I, too, have very small wings! If it is such an inconvenience to you, I will trade mine for yours! I don't need them! I don't need them at all! Please just take theeeeeeem!!

[ Ritsu has little monkey wings which he is trying to pull off now... Of course he can't actually do it. ]

[delicioussnark]

[Stop hurting yourself Ritsu even if it does amuse him a lot.]

I'm fine! It's alright, you don't have to do that.

[sooorrrrrryyy]

[ It does hurt. And the way he's yanking on them in that position... ]

O-Oh... I pulled a muscle...!

[delicioussnark]

Are you alright? Do you need help?

[white_polaris]

Will you be alright?

[delicioussnark]

I'm going to go hungry for a while but I think I'll be alright.

[white_polaris]

Are you incapable of eating anything at all?

[delicioussnark]

No, I just end up destroying my silverware.

[loving_kitten]

You must really like work.

[delicioussnark]

It puts food on the table. [food that he can't really eat right now... wew...]

[loving_kitten]

That you can't eat.

[delicioussnark]

Don't remind me. [sob]