Fic: The Bus Driver's Mustache (Barney/Ted)

[delilah_joy]

 
Title: The Bus Driver's Mustache
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: R
Length: 1183 words
Summary: The dare was overly complicated and didn't make much sense to Ted even before the vodka made an appearance...
Warnings: None (unless drunkenness counts)
A.N.: I wrote this for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle IX.  The prompt was "dare-gone-

Comments

[snogged]

Haza for crux-lessness! And drunkeness. And crossdressing. And frottage. And Barney/Ted hotness :D

This was a lovely little treat.

You definitely have drunk slash down pat.

[delilah_joy]

Thank you! It's a fun pairing to write. I kept getting caught up in the humor and having to remind myself that there was supposed to be porn in there somewhere...

[idioticonion]

There is NOTHING in this that is not MADE OF WIN!

Frottage! Crux-less! Barney's panties! Kissing!

It maybe the most perfect Bro-on-Bro story ever told.

It's going on my HIMYM rec list if that's okay?

[delilah_joy]

Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it. The fun part about these guys is that Barney is such a wild card that you can go off on totally random tangents, and it kind of makes sense...

And yes, I'd love it if you added it to your rec list. :D

Re: cooool

[delilah_joy]

Glad you liked it! :)