Hey! You've reached Delilah Taft. Sorry I can't come to the phone, but please feel free to leave a message with your name and number and I'll get to you as soon as I can! You can also text me if you'd like! Thank you so much.
Lilah Dear, it really isn't polite not to pick up your phone.
You've been very rude to me lately. Not visiting me. Not inviting me along for your random little American job. Not visiting me.
Oh, did I say that already?
Well you had promised, before blowing me off for a CIA federal murderer boychild.
I hope this isn't a new boyfriend... yours always tend to stab me with wineglasses.
Don't make me come over there and hunt you down. Be warned, i'm very good at it. You can speak to my good close personal friend Arthur about it... he'll verify my skill in stalking people.
Anyhow. I can't believe you're not picking up your phone.
I think it's about to click. I hate that, when it clicks and you've not finished speaking. Bloody rude, technology is.
Well, you're not there. So i'm just going to go and have a look at that picture of you in your panties, and then the one with the cleavage. And in my mind i'm putting the two together. Might go have a lie down in bed too.
Sorry I missed you, Eames, I've been up to my eyeballs in paperwork right now and your boyfriend is breaking my proverbial balls and making me feel like utter shit because apparently I'm just not good enough and I'm not good at my job and I don't ever know what I'm doing and I just can't ever do as well as people need me to and...
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Sorry. I'm...stressed. I'll try to get at you again at some point, I've just been really busy and stuff. I'm happy to hear you're well, and that you're masturbating to my pictures. I wish I could say the same, hahahaha.
I'll come visit you in a few, when we're done with this. Maybe you could help me get a job. I hear you're hanging out with another forger--word gets around quick. Introduce me, buy me a drink, and we'll talk shop.
Look, don't let the bastard grind you down, ok? He seems to get off on breaking people's balls, so just keep your chin up, love.
Don't know how you heard about my new acquintance since I only met up with her a few days ago... you're making me feel paranoid and suspicious of you. I thought you were a nice girl? Don't tell me you're actually my secret stalker.
Don't worry about calling me back if you're busy.
You really should masturbate to my photos, by the way. Endorphins and all that. Might make you feel better.
Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"delilah_taftAugust 23 2010, 18:05:33 UTC
"Shit."
I'm always curious about the new kids on the block, being a newbie myself. And besides, my job is to know people--Cory, isn't it? Something like that? I'm surprised Eames let you borrow his phone ;)
Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"corym_forgerAugust 23 2010, 18:07:27 UTC
Cory it most certainly is. Glad someone's heard of me ;). And our dear Mr Eames is currently working, shame really. i was changing his ringtone and came across your picture. Red was the right choice by the way
Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"delilah_taftAugust 23 2010, 18:29:34 UTC
Awww, thanks. He sure does like me in red. How is he? Yall there for some kind of forger convention? Make sure to change my ringtone to something hilarious, please. Like something ridiculously embarrassing. So glad to meet you!
"Lilah, London has been dreadfully boring. Any news on when I might have the pleasure of actually meeting face to face? Call me when you have any firm plans."
hey! sorry, got caught up here at the states...sort of a, uhh, rekindling of sorts. so i may bring someone along, if he's down to come. i'll let you know. what have you been up to? meet anymore cute guys? (:
Text from CMurphycorym_forgerAugust 27 2010, 02:48:11 UTC
A cute American, but he was gay. And already fucked by Eames. No good. Wonderfully pleasant though. Umm, okay on the friend... I haven't been doing much lately, but we should have girl talk time. must tell you about the more exciting parts of Cardiff. hint: Eames is an AMAZING kisser. XOXOXO
Re: Text from CMurphydelilah_taftAugust 27 2010, 02:57:27 UTC
oh hon! you managed to sample those wonderful lips, too? granted mine was a dream and he literally stole the kiss but whatever...wonderful, no? i can't wait for you to meet my new old guy (: he's legit.
"So glad you called! I was about to text you. I do have a job lined up, and it might be a bit tricky, so I'd like you to be in. I'll explain it all to yall when I'm in person. I'll be in London by tomorrow evening, kinda late.
And...look, about Eames? We're fine. I mean he hasn't been bitching has he? He'll get over it. And he'll also get over me and Karl. Who is coming by the way."
"Not more on the bitching, just nagging me for general info. Told him that I wouldn't divulge girl talk, and that he needed to grow a pair and ask you if he wanted to know.
I'm interested in this job. Always liked meeting new people."
"Good call on asking me if he wanted to know things. I'll be honest with him. Damn! And alright. I'll probably set up some kind of dinner or something for all of us, to sort of get used to each other and start working out the details...yeah. Can't wait to see you girl!"
"Ms Taft, my name is Maximilian Druschel and I hear you're looking for work. Particularly of the dream variety. I'm in the market for a point-man as it happens, should you be interested, feel free to return my call on this number.
"Mr. Druschel! This is Delilah Taft, return your call in regard to employment. I am currently in New York City at the moment, but it appears as though I am free and available for the moment. Let me know all that you're comfortable letting me know via phone, and we'll set something up. Thank you so much!"
"Alright, Ms Taft. The job will be in Germany, however I'd be more than willing to meet somewhere closer to your current location, maybe Toronto? There is a slight deadline on this job, so I would appreciate a quick answer, if you are able to do so."
Call One: "I would most certainly be willing to meet in Toronto, Mr. Druschel. Just tell me where and when, and I'll be sure to book a flight out there. Thanks again!"
Call Two: "Hey, sorry, forgot to mention...feel free to call me Delilah. Or Lilah. That's what everyone calls me. Hehe. Err, bye."
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You've been very rude to me lately. Not visiting me. Not inviting me along for your random little American job. Not visiting me.
Oh, did I say that already?
Well you had promised, before blowing me off for a CIA federal murderer boychild.
I hope this isn't a new boyfriend... yours always tend to stab me with wineglasses.
Don't make me come over there and hunt you down. Be warned, i'm very good at it. You can speak to my good close personal friend Arthur about it... he'll verify my skill in stalking people.
Anyhow. I can't believe you're not picking up your phone.
I think it's about to click. I hate that, when it clicks and you've not finished speaking. Bloody rude, technology is.
Well, you're not there. So i'm just going to go and have a look at that picture of you in your panties, and then the one with the cleavage. And in my mind i'm putting the two together. Might go have a lie down in bed too.
Cheerio, sweetheart.
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Sorry. I'm...stressed. I'll try to get at you again at some point, I've just been really busy and stuff. I'm happy to hear you're well, and that you're masturbating to my pictures. I wish I could say the same, hahahaha.
I'll come visit you in a few, when we're done with this. Maybe you could help me get a job. I hear you're hanging out with another forger--word gets around quick. Introduce me, buy me a drink, and we'll talk shop.
Bye, darlin'.
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I mean... erm. Ha.
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Are you crying?
Look, don't let the bastard grind you down, ok?
He seems to get off on breaking people's balls, so just keep your chin up, love.
Don't know how you heard about my new acquintance since I only met up with her a few days ago... you're making me feel paranoid and suspicious of you. I thought you were a nice girl? Don't tell me you're actually my secret stalker.
Don't worry about calling me back if you're busy.
You really should masturbate to my photos, by the way. Endorphins and all that. Might make you feel better.
Cheerio.
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I'm always curious about the new kids on the block, being a newbie myself. And besides, my job is to know people--Cory, isn't it? Something like that? I'm surprised Eames let you borrow his phone ;)
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hey! sorry, got caught up here at the states...sort of a, uhh, rekindling of sorts. so i may bring someone along, if he's down to come. i'll let you know. what have you been up to? meet anymore cute guys? (:
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Also, I hear you might be sniffing out some work for your time in London. Any room for your second favorite forger?"
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And...look, about Eames? We're fine. I mean he hasn't been bitching has he? He'll get over it. And he'll also get over me and Karl. Who is coming by the way."
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I'm interested in this job. Always liked meeting new people."
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Auf Wiederhören, Ms Taft."
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"Mr. Druschel! This is Delilah Taft, return your call in regard to employment. I am currently in New York City at the moment, but it appears as though I am free and available for the moment. Let me know all that you're comfortable letting me know via phone, and we'll set something up. Thank you so much!"
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Call Two: "Hey, sorry, forgot to mention...feel free to call me Delilah. Or Lilah. That's what everyone calls me. Hehe. Err, bye."
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