Amanda likes the caulk...
(Due to the fact she deleted my comment from her LJ entry I decided to post it here. Just so she can relive the misery that she saved herself from just five minutes ago...)
AmandaMaster3000: My friends page has an exciting new title.
GoldenCurls4: 'ang on a bit
GoldenCurls4: How, exactly, does one caulk prawns?
GoldenCurls4: More to the point, why would anyone want to?
AmandaMaster3000: Dad and I had an interesting conversation while we were getting groceries.
GoldenCurls4: *blinkblink*
AmandaMaster3000: Well, we passed the Jumbo Prawns! and I mentioned what a fun word prawns was. And since Dad had to get caulk, he started saying that as well. And we played with it a bit, and decided it sounded like a strange ad campaign.
AmandaMaster3000: It's really really really fun to say.
GoldenCurls4: LOL
GoldenCurls4: I shake my head at my entire family
GoldenCurls4: I know of no other family that would, in the course of a random conversation at the supermarket, come up with the phrase "Just the thing to caulk your prawns!"
AmandaMaster3000: That's because we rock way more than any other family.
AmandaMaster3000: At least Dad-and-me-wise.
This was too good to just post in response to Amanda's LJ. So, I'll post it here too.
delli2002 (4:29:24 AM): "Just the thing to caulk your prawns!"
delli2002 (4:29:30 AM): so sexual...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:29:35 AM): No it isn't!
delli2002 (4:29:37 AM): haha
delli2002 (4:29:51 AM): you an your dad came up with a sexual inuendo... Ahahahahah1
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:04 AM): Either that or your mind is in the gutter.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:10 AM): Which is more likely, do you think?
delli2002 (4:30:14 AM): *Ahahahahah!
delli2002 (4:30:28 AM): You and your dad coming up with a sexual inuendo
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:50 AM): You are a child.
delli2002 (4:30:51 AM): and I'm pretty sure is cauk
delli2002 (4:30:57 AM): *its
AmandaMaster3000 (4:31:08 AM): Well then you're wrong.
delli2002 (4:31:12 AM): am I?
delli2002 (4:31:45 AM): FUCK YOU!
AmandaMaster3000 (4:31:50 AM): Haha.
delli2002 (4:32:09 AM): at least I'm not the one caulking their prawns with their father...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:32:30 AM): That is *nonsense*. You are making things up because you are up too late.
delli2002 (4:33:13 AM): alright... if you and your dad didn't talk about caulking prawns, then just say so and I'll never say another word...
delli2002 (4:33:53 AM): Thats what I thought.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:34:20 AM): Your woman goes to bed and you get all dirty-minded... I think you should go watch some porn.
delli2002 (4:34:47 AM): So you and your dad got some caulk? What color was it? Did the caulk have a flavor to it?
delli2002 (4:35:01 AM): I bet that caulk tastes good.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:35:04 AM): What is wrong with you?
delli2002 (4:35:14 AM): You like the caulk don't you?
AmandaMaster3000 (4:35:25 AM): Pot kettle pot pot kettle.
delli2002 (4:36:30 AM): Ok, see, now thats just not a correct statement to use here. You on one hand like caulk. I on the other, like prawns. See how your statement doesn't work now?
AmandaMaster3000 (4:36:42 AM): What.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:36:44 AM): The fuck.
delli2002 (4:36:51 AM): Haha.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:37:22 AM): David's gone to bed, so all I have to talk to is you. This does not please me.
delli2002 (4:37:54 AM): I'm gonna go to bed and leave you and your dad to enjoy his caulk.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:38:06 AM): You're weird.
delli2002 (4:38:08 AM): haha
delli2002 (4:38:17 AM): Ok, enough caulk jokes...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:38:34 AM): There were enough a very long time ago.
delli2002 (4:39:06 AM): That is definitely going in LJ
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:15 AM): Bah.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:18 AM): I don't approve.
delli2002 (4:39:27 AM): or rather... in response to your LJ
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:36 AM): Goddammit.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:43 AM): I hate you.
Ah... Nothing gets Amanda fired up like the caulk.
AmandaMaster3000: My friends page has an exciting new title.
GoldenCurls4: 'ang on a bit
GoldenCurls4: How, exactly, does one caulk prawns?
GoldenCurls4: More to the point, why would anyone want to?
AmandaMaster3000: Dad and I had an interesting conversation while we were getting groceries.
GoldenCurls4: *blinkblink*
AmandaMaster3000: Well, we passed the Jumbo Prawns! and I mentioned what a fun word prawns was. And since Dad had to get caulk, he started saying that as well. And we played with it a bit, and decided it sounded like a strange ad campaign.
AmandaMaster3000: It's really really really fun to say.
GoldenCurls4: LOL
GoldenCurls4: I shake my head at my entire family
GoldenCurls4: I know of no other family that would, in the course of a random conversation at the supermarket, come up with the phrase "Just the thing to caulk your prawns!"
AmandaMaster3000: That's because we rock way more than any other family.
AmandaMaster3000: At least Dad-and-me-wise.
This was too good to just post in response to Amanda's LJ. So, I'll post it here too.
delli2002 (4:29:24 AM): "Just the thing to caulk your prawns!"
delli2002 (4:29:30 AM): so sexual...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:29:35 AM): No it isn't!
delli2002 (4:29:37 AM): haha
delli2002 (4:29:51 AM): you an your dad came up with a sexual inuendo... Ahahahahah1
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:04 AM): Either that or your mind is in the gutter.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:10 AM): Which is more likely, do you think?
delli2002 (4:30:14 AM): *Ahahahahah!
delli2002 (4:30:28 AM): You and your dad coming up with a sexual inuendo
AmandaMaster3000 (4:30:50 AM): You are a child.
delli2002 (4:30:51 AM): and I'm pretty sure is cauk
delli2002 (4:30:57 AM): *its
AmandaMaster3000 (4:31:08 AM): Well then you're wrong.
delli2002 (4:31:12 AM): am I?
delli2002 (4:31:45 AM): FUCK YOU!
AmandaMaster3000 (4:31:50 AM): Haha.
delli2002 (4:32:09 AM): at least I'm not the one caulking their prawns with their father...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:32:30 AM): That is *nonsense*. You are making things up because you are up too late.
delli2002 (4:33:13 AM): alright... if you and your dad didn't talk about caulking prawns, then just say so and I'll never say another word...
delli2002 (4:33:53 AM): Thats what I thought.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:34:20 AM): Your woman goes to bed and you get all dirty-minded... I think you should go watch some porn.
delli2002 (4:34:47 AM): So you and your dad got some caulk? What color was it? Did the caulk have a flavor to it?
delli2002 (4:35:01 AM): I bet that caulk tastes good.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:35:04 AM): What is wrong with you?
delli2002 (4:35:14 AM): You like the caulk don't you?
AmandaMaster3000 (4:35:25 AM): Pot kettle pot pot kettle.
delli2002 (4:36:30 AM): Ok, see, now thats just not a correct statement to use here. You on one hand like caulk. I on the other, like prawns. See how your statement doesn't work now?
AmandaMaster3000 (4:36:42 AM): What.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:36:44 AM): The fuck.
delli2002 (4:36:51 AM): Haha.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:37:22 AM): David's gone to bed, so all I have to talk to is you. This does not please me.
delli2002 (4:37:54 AM): I'm gonna go to bed and leave you and your dad to enjoy his caulk.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:38:06 AM): You're weird.
delli2002 (4:38:08 AM): haha
delli2002 (4:38:17 AM): Ok, enough caulk jokes...
AmandaMaster3000 (4:38:34 AM): There were enough a very long time ago.
delli2002 (4:39:06 AM): That is definitely going in LJ
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:15 AM): Bah.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:18 AM): I don't approve.
delli2002 (4:39:27 AM): or rather... in response to your LJ
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:36 AM): Goddammit.
AmandaMaster3000 (4:39:43 AM): I hate you.
Ah... Nothing gets Amanda fired up like the caulk.