All hilarious! Except that #9 is OBVIOUSLY true for Sydney, who basically stopped chasing bad guys when Dixon pulled her aside and was like, "Uh, Syd, the baby's crowning."
Wait, when did this happen? I don't recall Dixon being involved in Isabelle's birth. I do recall Syd as being pretty helpless during her brief labor, though. "Mom's trying to escape! I'm just gonna sit here and be in labor. Bye, Mom!"
I have problems with this list when writing fic sometimes. I want to make it realistic, but I find myself resorting to the conventions anyway. It's just so convenient to be able to knock someone out anytime you want. Although one of these days, I'm going to write a painfully realistic labor and delivery scene that no one will ever want to read.
ROFLMAO. Let us not forget how terribly common amnesia is, (Which even I, as a never-been-to-med-school person knows)OR how people who have just been sliced in half never seem to bleed anywhere near enough, or as energetically as I would expect. (Perhaps my understanding of what is meant by arterial blood spurting is somewhat off, but still...)
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I have problems with this list when writing fic sometimes. I want to make it realistic, but I find myself resorting to the conventions anyway. It's just so convenient to be able to knock someone out anytime you want. Although one of these days, I'm going to write a painfully realistic labor and delivery scene that no one will ever want to read.
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