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Oct 05, 2006 23:43

Dear Masha,

I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S.

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delovely_masha October 6 2006, 21:10:24 UTC
Okay, for the P.S., we're totally staying best friends forever, and I'm not letting your mom get in the way, period. You're too awsome, and we have too much fun.

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5_gold_galleons October 7 2006, 01:26:28 UTC
Dear Masha,

I fucking hate you. You have a nice nothingLOL. You make me sick. You should swallow glass. Someday I will give you a papercut that will eventually give you gangrene. You + me = never happening.

If I saw you now I'd take a sawed off shotgun and fire round after round into your head. I want to KILL you. I would build a cattle car just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be go fucking die.

We could do nothing under the stars because you're UGLY, you UGLY GIRL.

Love,
Hannah

(P.S. I totally knew this was supposed to be romantic, do I decided to go against the grain. XP You know I love you dearly. I would never kill you and you are beautiful and we would make sweet, sweet love under the stars.)

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delovely_masha October 7 2006, 04:58:13 UTC
hahaha, that gave me some comic relief, thank you.

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5_gold_galleons October 8 2006, 14:01:58 UTC
oh, sweetie...that wasn't comic relief.

btw, can you bring the shoes on tuesday?

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delovely_masha October 10 2006, 18:49:08 UTC
oh right, sorry, I'll bring them in tomorrow (wendsday).

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sweetfortay October 7 2006, 01:43:42 UTC
Dear Masha,

I want to fuck you. You have a nice ass. You make me horny. You should fuck me all day and all night. Someday I will show you the time of your life. You + me = to hot to handel.

If I saw you now I'd get really really wet. I want to bang you. I would build an edible thong just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be beautiful by christina a.

We could make love under the stars.

Love,
your secrete lover Taylor

(P.S. have a fucking great day.)

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blackwood37 October 7 2006, 02:25:53 UTC
You secrete love? Gross. It's SECRET

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delovely_masha October 7 2006, 04:59:17 UTC
hahaha, Taylor, you make me happy.

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gentlesavage October 7 2006, 04:01:14 UTC
personally i wished you screened these comments. there were some things here i didn't really want to read.

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delovely_masha October 7 2006, 04:57:20 UTC
I'm very sorry, if I knew exactly how to screen comments, I would...

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gentlesavage October 7 2006, 12:11:17 UTC
and if i knew i would tell you... i think there's a butyton somewhere.

and it was mostly the dildo thing. tmi.

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delovely_masha October 10 2006, 18:50:06 UTC
haha, sorry, and I wanted to screen them, I just honestly didn't know how. Sorry for having suhc weird and open friends... sometimes they get a bit out of hand.

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