Comments | delphinelicorne: Stolen from <strong class="lj-user"><a href="/read/user/tugrik">tugrik</a></strong> and <strong class="lj-user"><a href="/read/user/roycalbeck">roycalbeck</a></strong>

delphinelicorne

Stolen from tugrik and roycalbeck

Sep 10, 2010 08:51

Delphine qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. (ever outrun a unicorn? hmm?)

Delphine invented the internet just so she had a place to store her porn. (what can I say, I'm a thousand years old!)

Thousands of years ago Delphine came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was ( Read more... )

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delfi_waveform September 11 2010, 20:14:23 UTC

Delphine can beat Chuck Norris.

delphinelicorne September 12 2010, 04:23:05 UTC

Delphine taught Chuck Norris all he knows.

delfi_waveform September 12 2010, 05:10:22 UTC

Stars don't go supernova. Delphine just doesn't like the old, fat ones.

delfi_waveform September 20 2010, 16:32:55 UTC

When Delphine plays Halo it brings back fond memories (as she IS the Master Chief).

When Delphine plays Halo: Reach, Reach does not fall.

Delphine tamed the Hunters and stopped the Grunt Rebellion before breakfast.