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v.
My advanced-level education is now over.
This makes me happy for a myriad of reasons:
Firstly, I have three whole months to do nothing but get drunk, baked and fucked.
I don't have to go to Billingham ever again.
Until I start university I won't have to indulge in unnecessary (awkward) banter with people I hardly know and / or like.
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iii.
OOOOOHMYMOTHERFUCKINGGODYESSSSSS!
I'M GOING TO SEE BRIGHT EYES!
ON THE 6th OF JULY!
IN BIRMINGHAM!
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...the time has come...
All entries below this one are exact copies of my ancient prepubescent ramblings. Special apologies go to Hannah who is presumably going to recieve over 150 emails confirming this fact.
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...i think you're so fucking amazing, you make me smile when theres nothing to smile about...
I forgot it was monday today and missed college.
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It has taken me all day to write 213 sensible words about soviet literature.
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...paaaaaaaain...
It has suddenly come to my attention that I am just as stupid as the people I mock.
Not only have I potentially wasted £64 on Morrissey tickets that may never get to me on time, but I also entrusted the illustrious task of postage onto someone who types in nothing but block capitals. Can anyone say shit?
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...why do I waste valuable time on people who dont care if I live or die
I am so angry I can feel it roaring at the back of my throat ( Read more... )