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Stolen from twisted_joint .
Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you
wish were true, add one true thing about you.
. I miss somebody right now.
• I don’t watch much TV these days.
• I love olives.
• I own lots of books.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses.
• I love to play video games.
• I’ve tried marijuana.
• I’ve watched porn movies.
• I have been in a threesome.
• I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
• I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
• I curse sometimes.
• I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
• I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
• I’m TOTALLY smart.
• I’ve broken someone’s bones.
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
• I hate the rain.
• I’m paranoid at times.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
• I need money right now.
• I love sushi.
• I talk really, really fast.
• I have fresh breath in the morning.
• I have long hair.
• I have lost money in Las Vegas.
• I have at least one sibling.
• I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
• I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
• I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
• I like the way I look.
• I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
• I know how to cornrow.
• I am usually pessimistic.
• I have a lot of mood swings.
• I think prostitution should be legalized.
• I think Britney Spears is pretty.
• Slept with a Suitemate/housemate.
• I have a hidden talent.
• I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
• I have a lot of friends.
• I am currently single.
• I have pecked someone of the same sex.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
• I love to shop.
• Enjoy window shopping
• I would rather shop than eat.
• I have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
• I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
• I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
• I’m a pretty good dancer.
• I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
• I have a cell phone.
• I believe in God.
• I watch MTV on a daily basis.
• I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
• I’ve rejected someone before.
• I currently like someone.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I want to have children in the future.
• I have changed a diaper before.
• I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
• I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
• I’m not allergic to anything.
• I have a lot to learn.
• I have "been with" someone at least 10 years older or younger.
• I am shy around the opposite sex.
• I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I have at least 5 away messages saved.
• I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
• I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
• I own the "South Park" movie.
• I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
• When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
• I enjoy some country music.
• I would die for my best friends.
• I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
• I watch soap operas whenever I can.
• I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
• I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
• I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
• I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
• Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
• I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
• I have dated a close friend’s ex.
• I like surveys/memes.
• I am happy at this moment.
• I’m obsessed with guys.
• Democrat.
• Conservative/Republican.
• I am punk rockish.
• I am preppy.
• I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
• I study for tests most of the time.
• I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
• I can work on a car.
• I love my job.
• I am comfortable with who I am right now.
• I have more than just my ears pierced.
• I walk barefoot whenever I can.
• I have jumped off a bridge.
• I love sea turtles.
• I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
• I believe in prophetic dreams.
• I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
• I am proficient on a musical instrument.
• I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
• I hate office jobs.
• I love sci-fi movies.
• I think water rules.
• I went to college out of state.
• I am adopted.
• I like sausage.
• I am a pyro.
• I love the Red Sox.
• I have thrown up from crying too much.
• I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
• I love kisses.
• I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
• I adore bright colors.
• I love Dear Abby.
• I can’t live without black eyeliner.
• I think school is awesome.
• I think pigtails serve a purpose.
• I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
• I usually like covers better than originals.
• I don’t like multi-textured ice cream.
• I think John Cusack is adorable.
• I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
• I watch Food Network way too much.
• I love coaching youth sports.
• I can pick up things with my toes.
• I can’t whistle.
• I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
• I have ridden a horse.
• I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
• I can’t stick to a diet.
• I talk in my sleep.
• I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
• I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
• Climbing trees is a brilliant pastime.
• I have jazz in my blood.
• I would not be friends with some members of my immediate family if they weren’t family.
• I wear a toe ring.
• I have a tattoo.
• I love vaginas.
• I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
• I am a caffeine junkie.
• I know who Santos L. Halper is.
• I read thinly-veiled lesbian romance novels and I am NOT ashamed.
• I love wrestling.
• I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
• If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
• I know what cosplaying is.
• I have been to over 15 conventions.
• I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
• I enjoy a nice glass of wine (beer) with dinner.
• I'm an artist.
• I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
. I am ambidextrous.
. I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
. My computer has a name.
. If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
. I have terrible teeth.
. I hate my toes.
. I'm funny.
. I am a totally unapologetic nerd.
. I love the smell of Blistex.
. I wish I could take out my blood-filled uterus and throw it at an SUV/Hummer.
. I love animals
• I don't mind being a minority, but I would rather be gay than black.
. I have a thing for men in uniforms.
. I smoke menthol cigarettes.
. I have a 4.0 GPA and am proud of it.