OMD, I'M A MOTHER!
MISSY IS A MOTHER!
Lives are STDs (2:58:38 PM): *humps*
missy x core (2:58:46 PM): Victory sex?
missy x core (2:58:48 PM): so soon?
Lives are STDs (2:58:52 PM): yes so soon
missy x core (2:58:56 PM): oh okay.
missy x core (2:58:59 PM): *Hump*
missy x core (2:59:07 PM): OMD WE DIDN'T USE PROTECTION
Lives are STDs (2:59:12 PM): OMD
missy x core (2:59:13 PM): WHAT IF I GET PREGNANT?!
missy x core (2:59:17 PM): T___________T
Lives are STDs (2:59:23 PM): what if I GET PREGNANT?!
missy x core (2:59:26 PM): OMD
missy x core (2:59:32 PM): WHAT IF WE BOTH GET PREGNANT?!?!?!?!
So, we go to find out if we truly are pregnant.
missy x core (3:00:10 PM): *drags you to phamacy for pregnanct test* OMD
Lives are STDs (3:00:17 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:00:18 PM): pregnancy, even
missy x core (3:00:18 PM): xD
Lives are STDs (3:00:21 PM): XD
missy x core (3:00:25 PM): *Buys 218494829239*
missy x core (3:00:34 PM): *Drags back to your backyard*
Lives are STDs (3:00:39 PM): HWO DO YOU USE THESE?! *eats one*
missy x core (3:00:48 PM): *Sticks in belly button* I DUNNO!
Lives are STDs (3:00:55 PM): *sits in backyard*
missy x core (3:01:09 PM): *Sticks in ears*
Lives are STDs (3:01:09 PM): *shoves one between boobs*
missy x core (3:01:12 PM): *Ponders* xD
Lives are STDs (3:01:16 PM): *stics up nose*
Lives are STDs (3:01:19 PM): weeeeee
missy x core (3:01:21 PM): *sticks in nistril*
missy x core (3:01:23 PM): nostril*
Lives are STDs (3:01:26 PM): wait we're supposed to worry!
Lives are STDs (3:01:31 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:01:37 PM): O_O OMD! YOU'RE RIGHT!
Lives are STDs (3:01:41 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:01:43 PM): I AM?!@
Lives are STDs (3:01:44 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:01:52 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:02:01 PM): OMD! *Passes the instructions*
Lives are STDs (3:02:02 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:02:07 PM): *eats them too*
missy x core (3:02:11 PM): OMD!
Lives are STDs (3:02:13 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:02:16 PM): YOU HAVE TO PEEE ON THE STICK!
Lives are STDs (3:02:23 PM): EWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
missy x core (3:02:23 PM): *Hands a stick*
Lives are STDs (3:02:30 PM): *takes the stick and eats it*
missy x core (3:02:49 PM): *Runs to her shack with pregnancy tests*
Much anticipation, as you can probably notice.
missy x core (3:03:22 PM): OMD! IM PRENGANT!
Lives are STDs (3:03:28 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:03:30 PM): AM I
missy x core (3:03:34 PM): OMD, I DUNNO!
missy x core (3:03:37 PM): *Hands new test*
Lives are STDs (3:04:04 PM): *pees pants&
missy x core (3:04:09 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:04:38 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:04:46 PM): *takes the stick and rubs pants*
Lives are STDs (3:04:50 PM): OMD I'm pregnant!
Naturally, next comes the naming of the babies.
Lives are STDs (3:06:41 PM): Sushi, Tuna, Coy, Salmon
missy x core (3:06:54 PM): I want Sushi and Salmon! xD
Lives are STDs (3:07:01 PM): NO I GET SUSHI
missy x core (3:07:04 PM): WENCH!
Lives are STDs (3:07:09 PM): BENTCH
missy x core (3:07:10 PM): fine, I get Tuna
We go into labor!
missy x core (3:08:47 PM): so WHEN AM I DUE?!
Lives are STDs (3:08:50 PM): hmm
Lives are STDs (3:08:52 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:08:53 PM): I DUNNO
Lives are STDs (3:08:55 PM): OMD *thud*
Lives are STDs (3:08:57 PM): *has babies*
Lives are STDs (3:09:00 PM): AAHHHHHHHHH
missy x core (3:09:00 PM): OMD!
missy x core (3:09:11 PM): *baby falls out* OMD!
missy x core (3:09:12 PM): SALMON!
Lives are STDs (3:09:20 PM): OMD SUSHI AND COY!
missy x core (3:09:27 PM): *another thud* OMD, TUNA!
Lives are STDs (3:09:36 PM): *shoves tit in mouth* *feeds*
missy x core (3:09:47 PM): *Feeds Salmon and Tuna*
Lives are STDs (3:09:56 PM): ^^ yay for babies
missy x core (3:09:58 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:10:03 PM): ^__________^
I find out about my 5th Child..
Lives are STDs (3:13:11 PM): OMD I have 2 babies named Sushi
Lives are STDs (3:13:16 PM): one with Billiam
missy x core (3:13:17 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:13:20 PM): and he's a mommy too!
missy x core (3:13:30 PM): so many babies!
Lives are STDs (3:13:36 PM): so many mommies!
missy x core (3:13:40 PM): indeed!
Lives are STDs (3:13:43 PM): 3 mommies and 5 babies
Lives are STDs (3:13:48 PM): and I'm the mommy of each one!
missy x core (3:13:51 PM): it's a love triangle!
Lives are STDs (3:13:59 PM): YAY! 3some!
Lives are STDs (3:14:04 PM): with fish!
We decided to get married.
Lives are STDs (3:22:42 PM): marry me
Lives are STDs (3:22:42 PM): ^^
missy x core (3:22:51 PM): ^_^ YES!
Lives are STDs (3:22:53 PM): OMD like whoa
Lives are STDs (3:22:54 PM): YAY!
missy x core (3:22:55 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:22:57 PM): YAY!
Lives are STDs (3:23:04 PM): *humos you with prtection*
missy x core (3:23:10 PM): *Hump*
missy x core (3:23:15 PM): when's the wedding?!
Lives are STDs (3:23:21 PM): RIHT NOW!
missy x core (3:23:24 PM): YAY!
Lives are STDs (3:23:25 PM): *has a big wedding*
missy x core (3:23:33 PM): *Wears a tuxedo*
Lives are STDs (3:23:50 PM): *wears a baby carrier with all fivce babies*
missy x core (3:24:49 PM): HURRY YOUR ASS DOWN THE ALTER!
Lives are STDs (3:24:50 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:24:52 PM): YAY!
missy x core (3:24:55 PM): xD
Lives are STDs (3:25:02 PM): *goes down the alter quickly*
missy x core (3:25:06 PM): WOOOH!
missy x core (3:25:35 PM): *rushes priest through vows*
Lives are STDs (3:25:46 PM): YAY!
Lives are STDs (3:25:47 PM): I do!
Lives are STDs (3:25:48 PM): >>
Lives are STDs (3:25:51 PM): er something!
missy x core (3:30:48 PM): YAY!
missy x core (3:30:49 PM): I DO!
missy x core (3:30:54 PM): *Rushes off for honeymoon*
Lives are STDs (3:30:57 PM): I DDI!
Lives are STDs (3:31:02 PM): *has honeymoon*
Finding out if they're boys or girls...
missy x core (4:03:35 PM): *Counts Coy's toes*
missy x core (4:03:46 PM): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
missy x core (4:03:47 PM): BOY!
missy x core (4:04:19 PM): *Counts Sushi's toes* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ... GIRL!
Lives are STDs (4:06:08 PM): XD
Lives are STDs (4:06:21 PM): umm Salmon is a boy
Lives are STDs (4:06:27 PM): and Tuna is a girl
And so, now we have Sushi Troub von Payne, Tuna Troub von Payne, Coy Troub von Payne, and Salmon Troub von Payne.
Oh, and the 5th child Sushi Tuna Philip Lee Von Martin.
*Nods*
In other news, I'm seeing Kiss and Poison. . . For free! xD
Lives are STDs (2:58:38 PM): *humps*
missy x core (2:58:46 PM): Victory sex?
missy x core (2:58:48 PM): so soon?
Lives are STDs (2:58:52 PM): yes so soon
missy x core (2:58:56 PM): oh okay.
missy x core (2:58:59 PM): *Hump*
missy x core (2:59:07 PM): OMD WE DIDN'T USE PROTECTION
Lives are STDs (2:59:12 PM): OMD
missy x core (2:59:13 PM): WHAT IF I GET PREGNANT?!
missy x core (2:59:17 PM): T___________T
Lives are STDs (2:59:23 PM): what if I GET PREGNANT?!
missy x core (2:59:26 PM): OMD
missy x core (2:59:32 PM): WHAT IF WE BOTH GET PREGNANT?!?!?!?!
So, we go to find out if we truly are pregnant.
missy x core (3:00:10 PM): *drags you to phamacy for pregnanct test* OMD
Lives are STDs (3:00:17 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:00:18 PM): pregnancy, even
missy x core (3:00:18 PM): xD
Lives are STDs (3:00:21 PM): XD
missy x core (3:00:25 PM): *Buys 218494829239*
missy x core (3:00:34 PM): *Drags back to your backyard*
Lives are STDs (3:00:39 PM): HWO DO YOU USE THESE?! *eats one*
missy x core (3:00:48 PM): *Sticks in belly button* I DUNNO!
Lives are STDs (3:00:55 PM): *sits in backyard*
missy x core (3:01:09 PM): *Sticks in ears*
Lives are STDs (3:01:09 PM): *shoves one between boobs*
missy x core (3:01:12 PM): *Ponders* xD
Lives are STDs (3:01:16 PM): *stics up nose*
Lives are STDs (3:01:19 PM): weeeeee
missy x core (3:01:21 PM): *sticks in nistril*
missy x core (3:01:23 PM): nostril*
Lives are STDs (3:01:26 PM): wait we're supposed to worry!
Lives are STDs (3:01:31 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:01:37 PM): O_O OMD! YOU'RE RIGHT!
Lives are STDs (3:01:41 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:01:43 PM): I AM?!@
Lives are STDs (3:01:44 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:01:52 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:02:01 PM): OMD! *Passes the instructions*
Lives are STDs (3:02:02 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:02:07 PM): *eats them too*
missy x core (3:02:11 PM): OMD!
Lives are STDs (3:02:13 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:02:16 PM): YOU HAVE TO PEEE ON THE STICK!
Lives are STDs (3:02:23 PM): EWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
missy x core (3:02:23 PM): *Hands a stick*
Lives are STDs (3:02:30 PM): *takes the stick and eats it*
missy x core (3:02:49 PM): *Runs to her shack with pregnancy tests*
Much anticipation, as you can probably notice.
missy x core (3:03:22 PM): OMD! IM PRENGANT!
Lives are STDs (3:03:28 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:03:30 PM): AM I
missy x core (3:03:34 PM): OMD, I DUNNO!
missy x core (3:03:37 PM): *Hands new test*
Lives are STDs (3:04:04 PM): *pees pants&
missy x core (3:04:09 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:04:38 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:04:46 PM): *takes the stick and rubs pants*
Lives are STDs (3:04:50 PM): OMD I'm pregnant!
Naturally, next comes the naming of the babies.
Lives are STDs (3:06:41 PM): Sushi, Tuna, Coy, Salmon
missy x core (3:06:54 PM): I want Sushi and Salmon! xD
Lives are STDs (3:07:01 PM): NO I GET SUSHI
missy x core (3:07:04 PM): WENCH!
Lives are STDs (3:07:09 PM): BENTCH
missy x core (3:07:10 PM): fine, I get Tuna
We go into labor!
missy x core (3:08:47 PM): so WHEN AM I DUE?!
Lives are STDs (3:08:50 PM): hmm
Lives are STDs (3:08:52 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:08:53 PM): I DUNNO
Lives are STDs (3:08:55 PM): OMD *thud*
Lives are STDs (3:08:57 PM): *has babies*
Lives are STDs (3:09:00 PM): AAHHHHHHHHH
missy x core (3:09:00 PM): OMD!
missy x core (3:09:11 PM): *baby falls out* OMD!
missy x core (3:09:12 PM): SALMON!
Lives are STDs (3:09:20 PM): OMD SUSHI AND COY!
missy x core (3:09:27 PM): *another thud* OMD, TUNA!
Lives are STDs (3:09:36 PM): *shoves tit in mouth* *feeds*
missy x core (3:09:47 PM): *Feeds Salmon and Tuna*
Lives are STDs (3:09:56 PM): ^^ yay for babies
missy x core (3:09:58 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:10:03 PM): ^__________^
I find out about my 5th Child..
Lives are STDs (3:13:11 PM): OMD I have 2 babies named Sushi
Lives are STDs (3:13:16 PM): one with Billiam
missy x core (3:13:17 PM): OMD
Lives are STDs (3:13:20 PM): and he's a mommy too!
missy x core (3:13:30 PM): so many babies!
Lives are STDs (3:13:36 PM): so many mommies!
missy x core (3:13:40 PM): indeed!
Lives are STDs (3:13:43 PM): 3 mommies and 5 babies
Lives are STDs (3:13:48 PM): and I'm the mommy of each one!
missy x core (3:13:51 PM): it's a love triangle!
Lives are STDs (3:13:59 PM): YAY! 3some!
Lives are STDs (3:14:04 PM): with fish!
We decided to get married.
Lives are STDs (3:22:42 PM): marry me
Lives are STDs (3:22:42 PM): ^^
missy x core (3:22:51 PM): ^_^ YES!
Lives are STDs (3:22:53 PM): OMD like whoa
Lives are STDs (3:22:54 PM): YAY!
missy x core (3:22:55 PM): OMD
missy x core (3:22:57 PM): YAY!
Lives are STDs (3:23:04 PM): *humos you with prtection*
missy x core (3:23:10 PM): *Hump*
missy x core (3:23:15 PM): when's the wedding?!
Lives are STDs (3:23:21 PM): RIHT NOW!
missy x core (3:23:24 PM): YAY!
Lives are STDs (3:23:25 PM): *has a big wedding*
missy x core (3:23:33 PM): *Wears a tuxedo*
Lives are STDs (3:23:50 PM): *wears a baby carrier with all fivce babies*
missy x core (3:24:49 PM): HURRY YOUR ASS DOWN THE ALTER!
Lives are STDs (3:24:50 PM): yay!
missy x core (3:24:52 PM): YAY!
missy x core (3:24:55 PM): xD
Lives are STDs (3:25:02 PM): *goes down the alter quickly*
missy x core (3:25:06 PM): WOOOH!
missy x core (3:25:35 PM): *rushes priest through vows*
Lives are STDs (3:25:46 PM): YAY!
Lives are STDs (3:25:47 PM): I do!
Lives are STDs (3:25:48 PM): >>
Lives are STDs (3:25:51 PM): er something!
missy x core (3:30:48 PM): YAY!
missy x core (3:30:49 PM): I DO!
missy x core (3:30:54 PM): *Rushes off for honeymoon*
Lives are STDs (3:30:57 PM): I DDI!
Lives are STDs (3:31:02 PM): *has honeymoon*
Finding out if they're boys or girls...
missy x core (4:03:35 PM): *Counts Coy's toes*
missy x core (4:03:46 PM): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
missy x core (4:03:47 PM): BOY!
missy x core (4:04:19 PM): *Counts Sushi's toes* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ... GIRL!
Lives are STDs (4:06:08 PM): XD
Lives are STDs (4:06:21 PM): umm Salmon is a boy
Lives are STDs (4:06:27 PM): and Tuna is a girl
And so, now we have Sushi Troub von Payne, Tuna Troub von Payne, Coy Troub von Payne, and Salmon Troub von Payne.
Oh, and the 5th child Sushi Tuna Philip Lee Von Martin.
*Nods*
In other news, I'm seeing Kiss and Poison. . . For free! xD