Philistines, all of you!

[demandmorebooze]

A week gone by, and nobody even has a clue that there is a celebrity upon the barge: a famous actor in your midst. The denizens of this ship live in a blind stupor, or are too deep in a miasma of bestial lust. [OOC: He's gunning for Adrian here, ;)] I'm sure that you have all seen me in the most respected of productions. Have you ever heard of

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[always_thewoman]

In the event that you haven't yet figured it out, I'll enlighten you:

No one cares who you are. We're all of us at least a touch famous - or infamous - in our own ways; one more so-called celebrity isn't going to have the Barge on its knees.