I must share this LINK!!!

[deme2009]

http://eroticfalconry.com/

YEAAAHHHH BABY ;D
AND WHERE ARE YOU JADE?
I MISS YOU D:
I'm going to send you a text message right now, about how you are my mom, and how you time traveled to be young with me and be the best non-mom momunit to ever mom someone.

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[dasie]

Ahaha! So here is Jade on her mobile unit so she may communicate with the Maru. Story time!

There once was a girl named Jade that was a time traveller. While time travelling she met this badass named Nickola Tesla and they had electrifying intercourse. A Maru was created in the process! Knowing this could really screw up the space-time continuum, Jade time travelled to 1990 and secretly placed the Maru-tot with an unassuming family. She also gave them a bag of cash which was promptly spent on hookers and blow.

(your turn to continue the story!)