This isn't an emo post, I swear. And I'm going to try writing in this thing again, why not? I'm going to see how much I enjoy it. Woo, woo
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What stories would you like? I have a million of them. In fact, I'm thinking of writing a sitcom about my living situation (two strippers, a bartender, and a DJ in the same household) but I am working on a novel for it.
But the strip club has a multitude of.. funny stories.
Like the most recent one.. the DJ (Dennis) getting so fucked up last night he throws up in the beer bucket, doesn't tell anyone, and just leaves it in the DJ booth to be cleaned the next day.
I took my best male friend to the strip club a little over a week ago. One of the dancers there named Passion was all over him going 'Boy, I know you're afraid of black pussy. But I'll be youre first. Girl, why haven't you ever fucked him?"
Well, Bob tells her he has one of those ball piercings in his penis that is under the skin. So she makes him whip his penis out at the bar.
Then asks if she can touch it.
I've never seen his penis before and I had to look away very quickly.
Not to mention earlier that night she pulled my skirt down and bit me ass.
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But the strip club has a multitude of.. funny stories.
Like the most recent one.. the DJ (Dennis) getting so fucked up last night he throws up in the beer bucket, doesn't tell anyone, and just leaves it in the DJ booth to be cleaned the next day.
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Tell me something that will make me laugh but at the same time be horrified.
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Well, Bob tells her he has one of those ball piercings in his penis that is under the skin. So she makes him whip his penis out at the bar.
Then asks if she can touch it.
I've never seen his penis before and I had to look away very quickly.
Not to mention earlier that night she pulled my skirt down and bit me ass.
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