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[dementedcow]

tonight i was walking into my house
and i had my usual thought of how i shouldnt walk in the grass because there might be snakes
and then i thought

Gee i kinds wish there was one to bite me so i didnt have to go to work or school for two fucking weeks

in otherwords
my limbs are falling off and my eyes are drying out

the end

Comments

[expensiveshit]

can we refuel please

[dementedcow]

hollywood freaks from the hollywood scene

[expensiveshit]

with custom beverages

[spoont]

you do not wanna relive that snake bite, i heard it hurt.

did it hurt?

[dementedcow]

i mean...
now that i remmeber getting bit again would involve being asked that 5billiontimes....

[amanjamin]

The grass might have tiny bone fragments scattered across the lawn. be careful

[dementedcow]

wait...thst jsut reminds me of the lovely bones

ehhhhh