So of course, of course, the first time that I feel like getting trashed in ages, I drink so much that I black out and then apparently say something (no idea what) to someone (no idea who) that manages to undermine eight years of friendship. Of course. Good fucking job, EB.

Got drunk drunk drunk last night.

Still at about 20% drunk right now.

Woke up naked. How did I get home?

A good pay day, I assume.

Mentally composing "Thank you"/"sorry I'm such a lightweight" notes to everyone I met last night.

Fortunately, I'm a terribly friendly, happy drunk, so I'm mostly sure that I had a great time.

yesssssssssssssssss

Still employed. For now.

Aaaannnd, it pretty much sucks ( Read more... )

Had an interesting dream last night. I don't normally remember dreams at all; perhaps it was the wine ( Read more... )

Training was ridiculously difficult ( Read more... )

So, training goes like this ( Read more... )

I am interviewing a man in a hospital bed. He is somewhat large and he has a buzz cut. He's pretty generic looking. This man in an expert in plane crashes. I am interviewing him because he has information pertinent to my investigation. My friend, Kiersten, has been abducted ( Read more... )

Managed to use the words 'located,' 'local,' and 'location' in one sentence ( Read more... )

Employed.