The misadventures of Mitch Hedberg man

[demimyke]

Gather round kiddies and i shall tell you a tale.   A tale of a faithful ship, that....wait...shit...wrong book. *throws book*

*rummage*

Here we go, just to get you all up to speed, this weekend just past, Cyn

Comments

[kiridescence]

I can't beleive i'm saying this, but, i think i love New York.

WOOHOO!!! I'M NOT ONE OF THE BOYS!!!

[caschaffer]

"All the guys are in the back room, playing pool and talking sports and the girls are on the dance floor."

Proof positive that I can be one of the girls and not one of the guys.

Re: WOOHOO!!! I'M NOT ONE OF THE BOYS!!!

[pyromantic]

We were all aware of this a long time ago, except the boys don't touch me.

Re: WOOHOO!!! I'M NOT ONE OF THE BOYS!!!

[demimyke]

I don't know, that donkey looked like a boy

Re: WOOHOO!!! I'M NOT ONE OF THE BOYS!!!

[pyromantic]

I stand corrected.

[dubss]

wait.... how big was the pretzle?

[demimyke]

Your obsession with the size of things in my stories points to an obvious complex, most likely born out of your insecurity of the *ahem* size of the things in your life.

-Freud like a mother-fucker

What would Freud think ?

[kiridescence]

Personally i favor the roasted candied almonds they sell on the corners. Is that weird?

-Kiri 'Nuts' Descence

[dubss]

i agree, i'm definetly compensating for all the little friends i have. like the ones that need a boost to climb on to their big motrorcycles :)