Song Survey!
What is your name? "every night when the bars close down, Brandy walks through a silent town. She loves a man who's not around. She still can hear him sing" - Brandy by the Looking Glass
Who are you? "i'm the little girl at the picnic who won't stop pulling her dress up" - This is New Radio by Bikini Kill
What do you look like? "I've got a new dress with large breasts and I look funny" - Lovely Ugly Brutal World by Daisy Chainsaw
How are you doing? "When you walk without ease on these streets where you were raised. I had a really bad dream it lasted 20 years, 7 months, and 27 days" - Never Had No One Ever by The Smiths
Where do you live? "there is a happy land where only children live" - There is a Happy Land by David Bowie
Do you like to dress in formal attire? have i done something to upset you? was my dress a bit too see-through? was i talking to that boy i knew? don't you like my brand new hairdo? - I'm a Slut by Bis
Do you have a secret? "somewhere beneath her taffeta dress i think i see a heart-shaped scar" - An Awful Mess by the Softies
What is your favorite season? "but winter falls late now and flatter and colder and never as bright as when we used to fall" - Last Dance by the Cure
Got any advice? "They ripped up all the grass and they cut down all the trees, built a fence - little sign says 'Keep away, if you please...' And it was difficult to argue with the trenches and the guns. 50,000 volts, the wires buzzing - touch it and you're D.O.A. (d.c.) Deceased!" - Black Zone by the Legendary Pink Dots
What is the state of your love life? "you're pretty dreamy for a boy from Long Island you should come to see me on my western horizon. somehow i know our paths are never meant to meet but i just look at you and know you're pretty sweet" - Long Island by That Dog
What's something people don't know about you? "i been a drag racer on LSD, and i rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx, i even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet, and man, that was fun for a while you bet but..." - Bikini Girls with Machine Guns by the Cramps
What do people think when they see you? "you know I told you you could be classy so why'd you have to be so nasty?" - Deutcher Girls by Adam and the Ants
What do you think about people in general? "hey! i do not like you college brat. i do not like you and your frat. i do not like you at the shore. i do not like you drunk on Coors. i do not like you average life. hope you do not take a wife. i hope you don't decide to breed cause that's one thing i do not need." Brat in the Frat by The Dead Milkmen
What do you think of sex? "he said 'I'll fuck you for a mickey' i said 'I'll fuck you for a light.' I'll be the only actress in this curtain call tonight." - Sadie Hawkins Day by Mary Prankster
How do you greet people? "you and her walking by we say hello so civilized. does she know you were my boy one time? so what am i supposed to say? you're looking swell? have a nice day? good to see she's prettier than me?" - Main and Broadway by Cub