My neighbotrs shot off fireworks until dawn and threw their empty beer cans and food wrappers in my yard...hence the reason I was in such a bad mood the other day
What a bunch of little fuckers! Do they drive a vehicle? If so, smash eggs on it as you walk by--peels the paint right off. If they have a car that wouldn't matter in the paint defacement dept., then go for the gold--Piss all of your morning piss (invariably the most odorous)in a jar for a few days, then dump it all over the driver's doors in passing. God, I do have a foul streak. You can also do that in front of their door. Heh.
Oh how I would love to do these things, but they know what car is mine and I fear retaliation. I'll do as my property manager said and just keep harassing them with the cops every time they bug me.
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