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Me:
do they have TIVO in heaven?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
is there TIVO in heaven?
God:
There might be.
Me:
what's heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
how so?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
how is it like a planet around a star, per say
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
i am a devout follower of You and your teachings.
God:
You are a devout follower of me and my teachings? Is that your job?
Me:
no, it's my choice
God:
Are you serious? Congratulations, .
Me:
so, is Jesus Christ a physical embodiment of you?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no, what do we have in common?
God:
Are you serious? We like chatting on the Internet.
Me:
well obviously
God:
Well that's okay. What makes it so obvious?
Me:
you just said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
why are we--as in, humanity--here?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
what is your plan?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
really??
God:
For real.
Me:
wouldn't that put Bill Gates out of a job?
God:
No it would not.
Me:
what we he do?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
would he be some sort of executive?
God:
I don't care.
Me:
what would you have Bill Gates do for you?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
do you like Bill Gates?
God:
I would like to replace Microsoft.
Me:
so are you a Mac user?
God:
I see. Am I a Mac user? I don't know.
Me:
they have excellent audio editting software
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
from the enchanted forest
God:
Who or what is the enchanted forest?
Me:
it is a forest found on the edge of civilization
God:
we he do is a forest found on the edge of civilization. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
have you seen the enchanted forest? i have
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like? When?
Me:
i saw it many years ago on my vetures with Christopher Walken. it was enormous, filled with computer programs as far as the eye could see
God:
What did it look like to you? Is that your opinion?
Me:
it was beautiful
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
what? wouldn't you think something like that would be beautiful?
God:
No problem. I am not so sure if I would like to think something like that would be beautiful.
Me:
well, God
God:
How about that. GOD rules.
Me:
it has been interesting talking with you
God:
Is it still interesting talking with me anymore?
Me:
it is, i just have to rest
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
i shall talk to you later
God:
TTYL, .