Warning - will contain crack and OOC-ness and humour (hopefully).
Also may contain some mild shonen-ai much later on. Maybe.
Pairings - RenKyoko and maybe ShoReino...I'm still undecided.
Disclaimer: I disclaim
It was a perfectly normal day.
The birds was singing, the sun was shining...and another one of Sho's groupies had shoved her up against the wall in a secluded classroom and was threatening her with bodily harm.
Yup. Just a perfectly normal day in the life of one Kyoko Mogami.
"Look. Just...stay away from him alright?"
Kyoko sighed and brought her mind back into the present.
"Fine. Can I go now?"
The girl flicked her brown hair over her shoulder and sneered down at her. "I don't think you understand the situation."
Kyoko rolled her eyes and shrugged half heartedly. She was so close to freedom, all she had to do was get rid of the girl - just what was her name again? For the life of her Kyoko couldn't remember. "Sure I do," she sounded bored, "you want me to stay away from him."
The girl blinked. "Well...yeah."
"Only," Kyoko cut across her "physically? That's not possible."
The girl slammed her palm against the wall by Kyoko's face and leant in, trying to look intimidating. "If you don't," here she paused.
Kyoko snorted and scratched at her cheek. "'If I don't' what? You'll make my life here difficult?"
"Well. Yeah."
"Hmm."
The girl narrowed her eyes. "What?"
"Like I've never heard that before."
"What? Listen here you-"
"No." Kyoko shook her head, her own eyes narrowing. This girl had taken up too much of her time already. "You listen here." She pushed the girl away from her. "I don't want to waste anymore of my free time listening to your pathetic attempts at intimidation."
"Wha-?"
Kyoko ignored her and carried on, pushing her further away from her and her path to freedom - the door. "So here's how this is going to go. I'm going to walk out of that door like I should have been able to do thirty minutes ago with the rest of the student population. I'm not going to stay away from Sho. And if anything actually happens to me?" She grinned and was pleased to see the girl shiver. "I'll make you wish you had never even laid eyes on Sho. You got that?"
The girl just looked at her with wide eyes.
Kyoko smiled happily and clapped her hands together. "Good! I'm glad we got that cleared up. Bye now!" And with that she turned and practically skipped out of the room.
Outside, Kyoko breathed a huge sigh of relief and smiled up at the sun beating down on her face. Man, this was the life. Freedom from classes, freedom from Sho's groupies, freedom from Ren who walking straight towards her.
Wait. What?
Ren?
Er...
She blushed hotly as he stopped beside her and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear nervously.
What was he still doing here? Shouldn't he be gone like the rest of the students? Had he waited to see her?
Her heart sped up at the implications and she bit her bottom lip in excitement, her breath catching in her throat.
For a long moment he just stared down at her.
"Hey."
Kyoko twitched slightly. Oh-Em-Gee! He was actually talking to her! "H-hey..."
He nodded slightly, a twitch of his head, before striding past her.
Kyoko stood for a moment, capturing the moment in her mind forever before she broke out into a grin. Ren talked to her and she talked back! They had had their first real conversation! She was so happy!
Clutching her bag tightly she ran back home.
Sho was in the kitchen eating a sandwich when she burst through the back door, still deliriously happy.
He raised an eyebrow at her expression. "Do I even want to know?"
Kyoko just grinned at him, her eyes bright.
"Seriously? That's a creepy ass look you've got going for you there." He took another bite of his sandwich and edged away from her when she began stalking towards him. "Er...Kyoko?"
"It's true love!" She twirled around him and ran out the kitchen. Sho heard her clattering up the stairs a moment later. He snorted at her behaviour and followed.
Reaching her bedroom he leaned against the open doorway, watching her as she sat on her bed hugging her pillow to her chest. He took another bite of his sandwich. "True love, eh?" he asked.
Kyoko just nodded happily.
"Only, last I saw you - you were being dragged into a classroom by that Shia chick." He grinned. "You got something you wanna tell me about?"
Kyoko shot him a scowl. "Idiot. It was Ren! Ren!"
"Ooooh." Sho nodded knowingly.
"He talked to me! I talked to him! We had a conversation! I'm so happy!"
"Hmm. Yes, I can see that." He took another bite of the sandwich.
"Wait..." Kyoko narrowed her eyes at him. "You saw that girl drag me into a classroom and you didn't come to rescue me?"
"Er..." Sho fished for something to say, panicking slightly.
"She threatened me;" Kyoko paused "well...tried to anyway."
"But...you handled it right?"
Kyoko growled. "That's hardly the point now, is it?"
Sho's eyes widened at the way Kyoko clenched her hands, like she was just itching to throttle him. "So, um. Ren! This...er...conversation? What did he say?"
Sho breathed out shakily as the darkening atmosphere suddenly shifted. Kyoko blushed and hid her face in the pillow, mumbling.
"That's great Kyoko! Now...if only I could have actually heard what you said..."
Kyoko lifted her head, still blushing madly. "He said 'Hey'"
Sho blinked. And blinked again. Eventually he realised that there actually wasn't more of the sentence. He raised an eyebrow. "Hey?"
"Yeah."
"Hey? That's it? That's all there is to it?"
"Yeah."
"Hey? What did you say then?"
"H-hey..."
Sho paused for a second, trying (and failing) to smother his grin. "Hey? That's what you said back?"
"Yeah."
He snorted and choked on his laughter. "Hey? The guy's the most popular guy in school and all he can come out with is 'hey'?"
"Sho..." Kyoko warned, her eyes narrowing.
Sho ignored her. Instead he deepened his voice and cocked his finger and thumb in the shape of a gun. "Hey, I'm the most popular guy in school!"
"Sho."
"Hey, I think I'm cool."
"Sho, I'm warning you."
"Hey! All the girls' lov-"
He would have said more but a pillow to the face blind sighted him and knocked him out of the doorway. Dazedly he stared at Kyoko from the floor.
She shrugged non-apologetically at him. "I did warn you."
His mouth dropped open in mock shock. "Is that any way to treat a brother?"
She narrowed her eyes as she watched him scramble back onto his feet, still keeping a tight hold of her pillow. "Half-brother."
"Half-brother, schmarf-brother. We're still blood."
"Sometimes I wonder."
He pouted. "Aw! Come on, I'm only teasing! Can't a brother tease his sister over her crush?"
Sighing, Kyoko rolled her eyes. "Fine."
"Though I don't know why you chose that stuck-up prick to like. Thinks he's God's gift to wo-"
Her second pillow smacked him in the face. Blinking the stars from his eyes, he held up his hands in surrender. "Okay, okay. I'm only saying. Should be me every girl likes, that's all."
"Sho. Between the two of you, you have the entire female population split fifty fifty. I don't know what you're complaining about."
Sho pouted again. "But you like him. That's one for the other side."
"What? You want me to like you? I didn't know you were into that whole incest thing."
Grinning, he rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "If I was then you would be the sister I'd choose."
"I'm the only sister you have, idiot. Also, ew."
His grin widened and he tucked her pillows under his arms.
Kyoko raised her eyebrow, not liking the look on his face. "Sho..." she said warningly, "what are you doing?"
He pasted an innocent expression on his face. "Nothing."
Kyoko's face went blank. Nothing good ever came when Sho wore that expression.
Seeing that she wasn't for a moment fooled, Sho smirked and cocked his finger at her. "Hey."
Letting out an angry screech, Kyoko bolted from her bed and chased a laughing Sho down the stairs.