Scorched IC Contact Post || Forge Voicemail

[demon_andbutler]

[Look who finally learned how to set up his voicemail!]

Is it working?

Ah. Yes. [Clears throat.]

You have reached Sebastian Michaelis, butler to the Phantomhive House and Patrol Headquarters. If you have an inquiry or request, please leave a message and I will return your call.

Good day to you.

Comments

[voice] - backdated to shortly after the end of the event

[firebornfidelis]

Mr Michaelis.

I just wanted to apologize again for my actions the other day and assure you that nothing of the kind will ever happen again. I am not entirely sure what came over me but it has passed and will not be allowed to reoccur.

I am sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused you.

[voice] - A few days later, since it takes him that long to figure out he had a VM and how to reply

[demon_andbutler]

Riz... Miss Hawkeye. Forgive the lateness of my reply.

And it is quite all right. It seems many were taken to flights of fancy last weekend. Consider it forgotten.

...

You are a lovely and considerate woman. I did learn that.

[He feels it's only proper to state such a thing for the record.]

[voice]

[firebornfidelis]

You're very kind. Thank you for your understanding. I'm not normally so thoughtless a person and I do believe there was something affecting me. But that is no excuse for my behavior.

[And she stops dead at the compliment. She's bad at accepting them on a good day as they make her uncomfortable. She doesn't know what to do with this at all.]

... I don't know if I'm all that. But... thank you. For what its worth, I still think you are shrewd and wise. And... very gracious.

[voice]

[demon_andbutler]

I doubt the Mist would change your personality that drastically. So I do believe it to be true.

It is really no trouble at all. I assure you I have had to remain gracious over much more... trying incidents.

Voice - PRETEND THIS ISN'T LAST MINUTE. sob.

[pratservant]

Uhm...Sebastian? I was wondering if you might help might help me with something. Arthur's birthday - well, it was last month, actually. But he was a bit. Indisposed at the time. [What with being dead and all.] So I planned on having a party for him this week and I'd noticed that you've helped out with such things before.

So...I was wondering if I might be able to talk you into it just once more?

Voice - IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING A BUTLER CAN IMPROVISE AT THE DROP OF A HAT <3

[demon_andbutler]

Ah. Of course, Merlin. What did you have in mind? An evening affair, or perhaps a luncheon?

Voice

[pratservant]

Evening, definitely. Something in the second floor ballroom's the plan. Oh, and...mostly vegetables on the menu.

Voice

[demon_andbutler]

That sounds excellent.

[...Mostly vegetables, though? Well... all right.]

I shall prepare a wine list. Do you have specific recipes in mind, or should I find some that favour vegetables rather than meat? How many guests will be in attendance?