Demon Hustler.

[demon_claudia]

*takes out a full seven page spread in Demon Hustler*

*laughs evilly at the photos of the idiot angel Karl poncing about and jumping up and down so his cock hits his belly*

*laughs even more at the expression of mortification on his face*

*wheezes at the comments from Angelina - "Claudie, you will put me off root vegetables for eternity."

Comments

[demon_jolie]

Dearest Claud,

Am in heaven and am being very good. Cannot think of eating root PLANts again. IS very upsetting you know how much I like them. Am GOING to see the big boss soon. I hope that goes WELL.

The ANGELS are all wonderful of course, they really ARE the DRIVING force of heaven. They have been so supportive of ME. I would be going CRAZY without them.

SEAN is being his usual wonderful self. He is such an inspiration to me. i WILL endevour to be as righteous as him one day. I can never rePAY him FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE for me and continues to do for me in his time of need.

I WILL MAKE HIM proud of me yet. He should not have to SUFFER AND REGRET THE DAY HE trained me as his assistant. I know he would never EVER HURT ME.

I hope my meaning is clear. Any assistance you can be in this regard?

Angelina.

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[demon_claudia]

*puts a finger to your lips*

Shhhh. Not a word. We are cleverer than they.

*jerks a thumb skyward*

Now, you ready for Operation Something Dastardly?

Re:

[demon_jolie]

THIS WAS A PRIVATE LETTER BETWEEN MY DEAREST FRIEND AND MYSELF. BE GONE WITH YOU PESKY SHORT AND YELLOW MAN.