"Another night..."

[demon_jd]

And another commandment! Yes my friends, while commandment IX is still in parlimentary approval stages, commandment X was passed today! I consulted Scott, as I often do, and at first he was apprehensive... but after some events at Webb's this evening, it was passed into commandment

Comments

no no fat chicks

[hckyboy00]

although widely believed, i no longer have a no fat chicks sticker on my car, i took it off awhile back mostly because the joke had run it's course, and i needed room for a sticker of calvin pissing on illnois.

[weetzie_love]

wow, if you didn't already come off as shallow self involved and immature reciting the first few commandments that one will certainly cement the deal, good job.

Pardon me...

[demon_jd]

It should have been phrased "shallow, self-involved and immature..." Remember your commas, sweetie. And hey... I see very little that's shallow about the first eight commandments. I can't argue with self-involved or immature, but hey, anyone who claims not to be self-involved is lying, and maturity is not only subjective, but overrated. Besides, anyone who takes these commandments seriously (except for 1, 3, 6 and 7) is kidding themselves. If you disagree with no drama, then you have a strange way of looking at things. If you think that going down on strange whatever is cool, well... yer bad. If you think that dating your ex's friends is cool, then you're only looking to cause drama. And finally, if you take yourself too seriously (which you are, or think I am if any of the commandments offend you) then you're missing out on life. Oh, well. To each their own.

Ooops!

[weetzie_love]

Did I strike a nerve?
I don't think my comment came off as lightheartedly as it was meant. All apologies...

Re: Ooops!

[demon_jd]

I wouldn't say that you struck a nerve, but I thought you were being serious. I was only defending myself.