You have cute rockstar hair. You make me feel short. You should always wear your wicked earrings. Someday I will beat the shit out of the ex of your choice. You + me = long hair. If I saw you, I'd demand homage. I would build a teepee, just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ankle. If I could sing you any song it would be "It's the End of the World As We Know It". (changed this one) We could attend the Festival of the Dead under the stars. My love for you is like Everlast Lipstick.
You have cute toenails. You make me fart. You should talk to someone about that. Someday I will run a brothel. You + me = one fucked up union. If I saw you I'd say hey bitch. I would build a litter box just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my G.I Joe. If I could sing you any song it would be That hump song by the Black eyed peas . We could go shopping under the stars. My love for you is like a rat on a cheeto.
Love, Renee
(P.S. Get yer damn hand outta yer pants...I can see that .)
You have a cute... cute =/= tiwer. um... cute nickname? You make me giggle :P. You should call me sometime. Someday I will hop around you without tripping. You + me = best friends. or something. If I saw you I'd give you a hug. duh. I would build a _____ just for you. Do you /really/ want me building things? Especially with heavy hammers and sharp nails? I would get your name tattooed on my brother's hampster. If I could sing you any song it would be . We could _____ under the stars. My love for you is like I have no idea.
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Dear Tyler,
You have cute rockstar hair.
You make me feel short.
You should always wear your wicked earrings.
Someday I will beat the shit out of the ex of your choice.
You + me = long hair.
If I saw you, I'd demand homage.
I would build a teepee, just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my ankle.
If I could sing you any song it would be "It's the End of the World As We Know It". (changed this one)
We could attend the Festival of the Dead under the stars.
My love for you is like Everlast Lipstick.
Love,
Kris
(P.S. Mitsubishi sushi sashimi yakitori kamikaze.)
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You have cute toenails.
You make me fart.
You should talk to someone about that.
Someday I will run a brothel.
You + me = one fucked up union.
If I saw you I'd say hey bitch.
I would build a litter box just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my G.I Joe.
If I could sing you any song it would be That hump song by the Black eyed peas .
We could go shopping under the stars.
My love for you is like a rat on a cheeto.
Love,
Renee
(P.S. Get yer damn hand outta yer pants...I can see that .)
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You have a cute... cute =/= tiwer. um... cute nickname?
You make me giggle :P.
You should call me sometime.
Someday I will hop around you without tripping.
You + me = best friends. or something.
If I saw you I'd give you a hug. duh.
I would build a _____ just for you. Do you /really/ want me building things? Especially with heavy hammers and sharp nails?
I would get your name tattooed on my brother's hampster.
If I could sing you any song it would be .
We could _____ under the stars.
My love for you is like I have no idea.
Love,
Mew
(P.S. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWEEEEER!!!)
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