First post of 2014 :D [Oneshot] I'm a Boy Stupid
Prompt: I’m A Boy Stupid!
Pairing: Yesung/ Eunhyuk
Warning: PG-13, AU, touching (you’ll see what I mean)
Summary: Eunhyuk finally talks to her.
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Eunhyuk eyed one of the upperclassmen in the school grounds just before his classes started. He’d been pretty much eye fucking the other as he stared so intently. He’d become pretty much a pervert since he’d started watching those free online porn videos. Kibum shook his head knowing exactly what the other was thinking.
“Hey, Hyukjae why don’t you just ask her out already?” he whispered smacking his friend on the back. “You’ve been eyeballin’ her ever since you first laid eyes on her and I’m pretty sure in that sick mind of yours you’ve fucked her over a hundred times at least!”
Eunhyuk laughed as he tore his eyes away from his beauty to gaze at Kibum, “Yeah, you’re right…hmm.”
“God! You two are such perverts!” An adorable bunny boy exclaimed.
“And you’re such a fun sucker Min!” Eunhyuk whined, glancing back at his lovely muse. “And besides she looks like a wild girl anyway,” he bit his lower lip lustfully as he stared when a book blocked his view for a second.
“You never change,” A young Chinese boy shook his head.
“C’mon ZhouMi you can not tell me that you’ve never thought of a girl like that,” Eunhyuk smirked.
“No, I have not! Unlike you I respect women,” ZhouMi snapped.
“And that’s why you’re still a virgin,” Kibum muttered.
“What does that have to do with anything?” the other asked with a flustered expression. “You’re still a virgin too!”
Kibum’s expression changed immediately, “But at least I don’t try to run away when a pretty girl approaches me.”
ZhouMi opened his mouth as if he were about to say something and then shut it, turning and crossing his arms over his chest. Sungmin shook his head, “Anyway! Back to Hyukkie here…” he stood next to his friend patting his shoulder. “You need to go over there and ask her out…honestly what do you have to lose?”
Eunhyuk pursed his lips, Sungmin did make a good point then he nodded his head. “Thanks Min-ah,” he smiled before making his way over to where his fantasy girl stood, chatting amongst her friends. She stopped speaking when she noticed Eunhyuk approaching her group. She looked the other over skeptically before giving him a small smile.
“Noona, I was wondering if you’d like to go out with me sometime, like a date,” the brunette explained calmly.
The other girls that surrounded his noona giggled as anger filled the said girl’s face. “It’s Yesung and I’m a boy, stupid!” he yelled, grabbing Eunhyuk’s hand and pressing it against his crotch. Eunhyuk’s eyes were as wide as saucers as he felt more parts than a girl should have and then Yesung smacked him across the cheek. “PERVERT!” he spat just before he walked away with his posse of cackling girls.
Once the girls had left Eunhyuk’s own posse surrounded him. “Hey, what the hell did you do this time Eunhyuk? Try to flip up her skirt?” Kibum asked in a mocking tone.
ZhouMi and Sungmin stared at Eunhyuk’s blank face it was something they were hardly accustomed to seeing on the ever confident boy’s face. “Hyukkie~” Min waved his hand in front of the other’s face.
“She’s a Boy!” Eunhyuk said softly but it was loud enough for the other’s to hear. Their faces soon matched Eunhyuk’s, empty and wide-eyed.
-End?
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EXTRA!!!
“How is it that we didn’t notice that he was a boy and not a girl?” Kibum asked aloud with his hand under his chin as he concentrated, the other three sitting around the small room.
“Alright, let’s go over his look again,” Eunhyuk said, “He had makeup.”
“Shoulder-length hair with bangs and sometimes hair bands,” Sungmin added. The other three looked at him a bit suspiciously, but shrugged it off and continued.
“He wore girls clothing,” ZhouMi added.
“And he had lean curves,” Kibum said almost mindlessly. The others stared at him with confused expressions.
“You were looking at him too?” Eunhyuk asked.
“What I can’t look? I thought he was a girl okay. So sue me!” he said in a challenging tone.
“Not when I’m interested in her you can’t,” Eunhyuk growled and looked as if he were about to pounce on Kibum before ZhouMi stopped them.
“Are you two really fighting over a guy?”
Once they realized what they’d been saying they cleared their throats and Eunhyuk spoke up, “Anything else we’re missing?”
“Are you sure Yesung was a boy?” Sungmin chirped, tilting his head.
“Well, yeah he did sound a little like a guy-”
“But some girls have lower voices than others,” ZhouMi added.
“And how would you know?” Kibum challenged still a bit fired up after his little argument with Eunhyuk.
The other just stuck his tongue out as he glared at him.
“I did feel his…junk,” Eunhyuk said softly.
“WHAT?!” the threesome shouted.
“You PERVERT!” Sungmin and ZhouMi added on.
Eunhyuk waved his hands quickly, “I didn’t do it. She-He forced me to.”
“Really?” Kibum said with a hint of curiosity.
“Yeah.”
“Did you like it?” Kibum inquired, teasing the other.
“N-No, why would I? I like girls!” he answered quickly.
“Are you sure?”
“Y-Yeah.”
“That didn’t sound very sure to me.”
There was silence.
“Alright maybe I’m a bit curious,” he admitted.
“I knew it!”
“God you suck.”
“Nope, apparently you do.”
“GAH! I hate you Kibum!”
The other three burst into a fit of laughter. Then Sungmin stopped, “So how would that work?” He tilted his head again in curiosity.
The others looked at one another when Kibum sighed and decided that he’d explain. Thinking the best way would be to use the concept of baseball. “You remember how to play baseball right Min?”
The bunny boy nodded.
“Alright between the two guys the pitcher is topping and the catcher is on the bottom (technically the “girl”). Got it?”
Sungmin gazed up, going over the concept in his head and nodded again, “Yup.”
Then he turned to Eunhyuk and with a serious face asked, “So does that mean you’re the catcher?”
-END
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I had sooooo much fun with this!
Gah! When I got the topic I couldn’t help myself!
I wanted this to be funny since the prompt seemed funny.
And I found myself continuing it I just couldn’t stop myself.
I hope you all enjoyed it and laughed at least a little even a little giggle is fine with me.
And remember comments = <3
Also I wrote this a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago, but I never posted it -_-
disclaimer: prompt generator :P
Pairing: Yesung/ Eunhyuk
Warning: PG-13, AU, touching (you’ll see what I mean)
Summary: Eunhyuk finally talks to her.
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Eunhyuk eyed one of the upperclassmen in the school grounds just before his classes started. He’d been pretty much eye fucking the other as he stared so intently. He’d become pretty much a pervert since he’d started watching those free online porn videos. Kibum shook his head knowing exactly what the other was thinking.
“Hey, Hyukjae why don’t you just ask her out already?” he whispered smacking his friend on the back. “You’ve been eyeballin’ her ever since you first laid eyes on her and I’m pretty sure in that sick mind of yours you’ve fucked her over a hundred times at least!”
Eunhyuk laughed as he tore his eyes away from his beauty to gaze at Kibum, “Yeah, you’re right…hmm.”
“God! You two are such perverts!” An adorable bunny boy exclaimed.
“And you’re such a fun sucker Min!” Eunhyuk whined, glancing back at his lovely muse. “And besides she looks like a wild girl anyway,” he bit his lower lip lustfully as he stared when a book blocked his view for a second.
“You never change,” A young Chinese boy shook his head.
“C’mon ZhouMi you can not tell me that you’ve never thought of a girl like that,” Eunhyuk smirked.
“No, I have not! Unlike you I respect women,” ZhouMi snapped.
“And that’s why you’re still a virgin,” Kibum muttered.
“What does that have to do with anything?” the other asked with a flustered expression. “You’re still a virgin too!”
Kibum’s expression changed immediately, “But at least I don’t try to run away when a pretty girl approaches me.”
ZhouMi opened his mouth as if he were about to say something and then shut it, turning and crossing his arms over his chest. Sungmin shook his head, “Anyway! Back to Hyukkie here…” he stood next to his friend patting his shoulder. “You need to go over there and ask her out…honestly what do you have to lose?”
Eunhyuk pursed his lips, Sungmin did make a good point then he nodded his head. “Thanks Min-ah,” he smiled before making his way over to where his fantasy girl stood, chatting amongst her friends. She stopped speaking when she noticed Eunhyuk approaching her group. She looked the other over skeptically before giving him a small smile.
“Noona, I was wondering if you’d like to go out with me sometime, like a date,” the brunette explained calmly.
The other girls that surrounded his noona giggled as anger filled the said girl’s face. “It’s Yesung and I’m a boy, stupid!” he yelled, grabbing Eunhyuk’s hand and pressing it against his crotch. Eunhyuk’s eyes were as wide as saucers as he felt more parts than a girl should have and then Yesung smacked him across the cheek. “PERVERT!” he spat just before he walked away with his posse of cackling girls.
Once the girls had left Eunhyuk’s own posse surrounded him. “Hey, what the hell did you do this time Eunhyuk? Try to flip up her skirt?” Kibum asked in a mocking tone.
ZhouMi and Sungmin stared at Eunhyuk’s blank face it was something they were hardly accustomed to seeing on the ever confident boy’s face. “Hyukkie~” Min waved his hand in front of the other’s face.
“She’s a Boy!” Eunhyuk said softly but it was loud enough for the other’s to hear. Their faces soon matched Eunhyuk’s, empty and wide-eyed.
-End?
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EXTRA!!!
“How is it that we didn’t notice that he was a boy and not a girl?” Kibum asked aloud with his hand under his chin as he concentrated, the other three sitting around the small room.
“Alright, let’s go over his look again,” Eunhyuk said, “He had makeup.”
“Shoulder-length hair with bangs and sometimes hair bands,” Sungmin added. The other three looked at him a bit suspiciously, but shrugged it off and continued.
“He wore girls clothing,” ZhouMi added.
“And he had lean curves,” Kibum said almost mindlessly. The others stared at him with confused expressions.
“You were looking at him too?” Eunhyuk asked.
“What I can’t look? I thought he was a girl okay. So sue me!” he said in a challenging tone.
“Not when I’m interested in her you can’t,” Eunhyuk growled and looked as if he were about to pounce on Kibum before ZhouMi stopped them.
“Are you two really fighting over a guy?”
Once they realized what they’d been saying they cleared their throats and Eunhyuk spoke up, “Anything else we’re missing?”
“Are you sure Yesung was a boy?” Sungmin chirped, tilting his head.
“Well, yeah he did sound a little like a guy-”
“But some girls have lower voices than others,” ZhouMi added.
“And how would you know?” Kibum challenged still a bit fired up after his little argument with Eunhyuk.
The other just stuck his tongue out as he glared at him.
“I did feel his…junk,” Eunhyuk said softly.
“WHAT?!” the threesome shouted.
“You PERVERT!” Sungmin and ZhouMi added on.
Eunhyuk waved his hands quickly, “I didn’t do it. She-He forced me to.”
“Really?” Kibum said with a hint of curiosity.
“Yeah.”
“Did you like it?” Kibum inquired, teasing the other.
“N-No, why would I? I like girls!” he answered quickly.
“Are you sure?”
“Y-Yeah.”
“That didn’t sound very sure to me.”
There was silence.
“Alright maybe I’m a bit curious,” he admitted.
“I knew it!”
“God you suck.”
“Nope, apparently you do.”
“GAH! I hate you Kibum!”
The other three burst into a fit of laughter. Then Sungmin stopped, “So how would that work?” He tilted his head again in curiosity.
The others looked at one another when Kibum sighed and decided that he’d explain. Thinking the best way would be to use the concept of baseball. “You remember how to play baseball right Min?”
The bunny boy nodded.
“Alright between the two guys the pitcher is topping and the catcher is on the bottom (technically the “girl”). Got it?”
Sungmin gazed up, going over the concept in his head and nodded again, “Yup.”
Then he turned to Eunhyuk and with a serious face asked, “So does that mean you’re the catcher?”
-END
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I had sooooo much fun with this!
Gah! When I got the topic I couldn’t help myself!
I wanted this to be funny since the prompt seemed funny.
And I found myself continuing it I just couldn’t stop myself.
I hope you all enjoyed it and laughed at least a little even a little giggle is fine with me.
And remember comments = <3
Also I wrote this a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago, but I never posted it -_-
disclaimer: prompt generator :P