Proclamation 9 ♚ 03/05/10

[demonichymn]

See, if all the events had that fun of an ending, I wouldn't mind this place half as much.

But whatever. I have more important things to deal with. ...Which brings me to my point. [Clears his throat]

Haaaaaaahahahahaha!Useless citizens of Somarium! Due to a discovery I made in one of my attempts to get places I'm not supposed to be able to

Comments

[thecoolestsoul]

Are you stupid?

Who would even bother trembling beneath the feet of somebody like you?

[demonichymn]

Lots of people!

[thecoolestsoul]

...Right.

What do you need people to "bow down before you" for, anyway? Having a legion of minions isn't going to get you that far while you're stuck in a place like this.

[demonichymn]

Having a legion of minions is exactly what I need here, idiot.

[thecoolestsoul]

To do what? There's not point in planning a hostile take-over, if that's what you were thinking. It's not like the Overlord and who knows what else wouldn't just beat you down with their weird powers.