Fic: Tray Tables and Seatbelt Signs 1/2

[demonllama1]

Title: Tray Tables and Seatbelt Signs
Author: demonllama1 
Universe: AU
Rating: NC-17
Relationship status: first time
Word count: 10,440
Genre: humour, romance, fluff
Warning: Language, graphic sex, fluff.
A/N: Based on this prompt. There is lots of McCoy/Jim friendship in this but it’s all platonic. AU’s are my crack if you hadn’t already noticed. ;) Knowledge of

Comments

[romanse1]

OMG, this is sooooo deliciously funny and just full of the anticipation of future naughty goodness between Jim and Spock, (LOL - not that Jim isn't full of naughty goodness all by himself!)

Oh how I enjoy a cleverly told story! Who who have thunk that an AU like that could work? Genius I tell ya!

[lalazee]

OMG EMMA. OH MY GOD.

Can I just say this before I melt into permanent capslock: I genuinely DO NOT laugh at any other author more than you. Well, not at you, but your fic has me squawking and hollowing and all manner of laughing animal noises when I read your work. AND, if you asked anyone who knows me IRL, they would say that I'm one of those weird people who can read funny things in books and be like, 'Oh that's so funny!' but not actually laugh.

You? No. I can't hold myself back. Your work is a laugh-riot from beginning to end, and it fucking SLAYS ME. SLAYS. ME. DEAD. I just want to roll your clever wit and marry your comedic timing and have babies with it aghllaghslagklslg.

Now for the long part - my favourite parts in this section! :D

“Yep. I told them we’re a just married couple so if I grab your crotch you have to go with it.”
McCoy shoots him a dark look. “Go anywhere near my dick with your hand and I’ll cut it off, kid.”
This is when the giggles began and didn't particularly stop.

“Also, I have a big penis."JIM IS SO

[nudeonthemoon]

ahahahaha, so many moments had me LOLing IRL, love this so much so far!!

[amerasu1013]

Oh God, no time to read the second part now, but I'm laughing so hard here! The bit with the sweater! McCoy suffering! Spock being snarky! Jim being, err, up-front! LOLOL!
And this: “My blue eyes,” Jim says, fluttering his eyelashes for effect. “Also, I have a big penis.” OMG LMAO hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Love it!

[yuuki_hiwatari]

LOVING THIS.

also:
and I believe that Jurassic Park is one of the best movies ever made

I AGREE, JIM. I AGREE.