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demonoaths

third experiment

Jul 03, 2011 15:22

[So, today, Mao woke up and found out, from his drone mother, that he was a movie usher, and always had been so could he please stop claiming that he was the Dean of some silly Evil Academy already, he wasn't the Dean of anything ( Read more... )

!ic, always a demon, must experiment on somebody, this is an insult!, i want my title back, no need for a job, we don't take orders from no one!, screw you mayfield

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Phone abravelikehero July 3 2011, 09:52:06 UTC

I did! I work in an office. It's sort of boring but really easy. All I have to do is take papers and push them onto someone else all day. It's really easy to catch up on stuff though and they pay me a lot to just sit at a desk and do nothing.

Phone demonoaths July 3 2011, 11:46:04 UTC

Hm...so they pay you to sit at a desk and slack off? Why didn't I get that one?

Phone abravelikehero July 3 2011, 21:33:09 UTC

Pretty much! All I need to do is look sort of busy and go in for 8 hours a day five days a week. From what I understand it's an adult job so only adults get to work at it.

[There's a long pause.]

I wonder if this is really what it's like to be an adult.

Phone demonoaths July 4 2011, 10:25:36 UTC

[And the town considers him a teenager. He hates his life.]

If they wanted to pay somebody to slack off they could've just pulled in one of the teachers.

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A godisachild July 3 2011, 17:09:20 UTC

[Oh hey, one of the younger ushers is just going to try and read over your shoulder, Mao. He doesn't really give much of a damn about doing his job either.]

Hey. Don't go so fast.

demonoaths July 4 2011, 10:13:56 UTC

It's my comic book and I'll read it as fast as I want to!

godisachild July 4 2011, 18:52:16 UTC

Oh come on. I've seen this stupid friggin' movie like five times. It's boring. At least let me borrow it when you're done.

demonoaths July 5 2011, 11:04:39 UTC

No. [But he has brought other comic books, which are right beside him.]

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phone nosoul_nomind July 3 2011, 19:34:15 UTC

....

I did.

phone demonoaths July 4 2011, 10:17:32 UTC

Great, you too?

nosoul_nomind July 4 2011, 18:10:42 UTC

[She's unusually fevered about this. Though "fevered" for Barton is just a bit of a growl in her voice.]

And it's not even a job. They call it volunteer so they don't have to pay me.

so I just steal from the hospital gift shop's cash till.

demonoaths July 5 2011, 11:03:11 UTC

[You can hear a clap at the other end of the line. It's very obvious that he approves of this.]

Volunteering...what a delinquent's job! What do they honestly expect from us?

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Action - C frogsicles July 4 2011, 00:20:21 UTC

[HERP DE HERP, Cirno is exploring Mayfield to see if anything has changed since she's been gone. And when she wanders into the cinema and sees Mao there, she stops and STARES.

Then, she breaks into a huge grin and dashes over to him, not realizing he won't remember her.]

MAO! MAAAAAOOOOOO, WHEN DID YOU GET BACK!?

demonoaths July 4 2011, 10:05:42 UTC

...Who the hell are you?! I've never been here before, why would I be back?!

[No, seriously, who are you]

frogsicles July 4 2011, 16:58:11 UTC

Huh? Don't be stupid! I'm Cirno, duh!

[YEP, not making the connection yet. Truly, her brain is the strongest.]

demonoaths July 5 2011, 11:00:51 UTC

...Nope, no idea. Besides, why would I know you?!

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