first experiment

[demonoaths]

[ACTION, 841 HASTINGS BOULEVARD]

[Mao didn't recall going to sleep last night. In fact, if he could recall, he was going to get his precious item back from the legendary Overlord (accompanied by his servants and some people he hadn't seen before), and was still in the process of doing so

Comments

[thatsnotaknife]

I didn't steal shit and you can't prove otherwise!

[demonoaths]

I didn't ask you! Who are you, anyway? The legendary Overlord or something?!

[Because he has a bone to pick with the guy.]

[thatsnotaknife]

I am pretty legendary...

[demonoaths]

So you are the legendary Overlord! Where'd you take "that" and my title?!

Phone

[abravelikehero]

[Oh hey, he knows that voice.]

Mao! You came back! This is great. Um, well, not great, but having someone familiar is always a wonderful thing.

The town took it all, but don't worry, we get some of them back at the end of completed events.

[demonoaths]

[Oh, great, it's Almaz.]

What the hell do you mean, I came back?! I don't remember being here before!

...And what kind of town takes titles?!

[abravelikehero]

[Isn't it great? Your best friend!]

You don't remember? I did hear that happens. Well don't worry about it, it's not important.

A really grueling place. You know I wasn't here even a month before I was attacked by a cooked turkey! It was traumatizing, and then they gave me the demon title back though I asked Santa for my hero one. Though Santa turned out to be sort of evil and I don't think was related to regaining anything....

[demonoaths]

[IT'S SERVANT, NOT FRIEND GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME JEEZ]

You were attacked by a turkey and got your demon title back? [That is not something you say around Mao. You can hear him already starting to drool. Oh, yes, he is going to enjoy this place...]

[ahogauge]

They didn't just take my title! They gave me a new one that I'm not too fond of. They gave me "My Child Is An Honor Student at Mayfield High!" MY TITLE SHOULD BE ABOUT ME, DAMMIT!AND THAT KID ISN'T EVEN IN HIGH SCHOOL!

Oh, if that isn't enough, I also have access to "Lowly Paper Pusher" and "Rizelea's Husband Peon" WHY DID THEY TAKE AWAY MY DARK HERO TITLE?!

[demonoaths]

You know Axel? [Because Axel's the only other Dark Hero he knows. Also...]

That doesn't even sound like a title.

[ahogauge]

It isn't.... It's more of a humiliation if anything else.

... there's another Dark Hero invading on my turf? If anything, I'm probably way more cooler and stylish! I mean, look at my hair! They don't make tension gauges this cool anymore!

[demonoaths]

At least you still have a title.

[Note to self: avoid Dark Heroes.]

[Phone]

[itswhoopasstime]

[Hee. Maya finds outrage humorous.]

Servants? Aren't you fancy!

[demonoaths]

Fancy?! I'm the Overlord, of course I have servants!

[itswhoopasstime]

Really! Overlord of what?

[demonoaths]

The Overlord of Evil Academy! Or the Dean, if you want to put it that way.

[phone]

[buttery_tech]

Uhm, technically the town itself did. But it's kind of hard to make a city regret something, isn't it?

[demonoaths]

I found that out already.

And who the hell are you, anyway?

[buttery_tech]

Oh, well then... What haven't you found out yet?

And uh, Bridge Carson, sir. Sworn protector of the people of Mayfield. Sort of. I think?

[demonoaths]

Like how to get my title back!

More heroes? What, Almaz wasn't enough for it? [It's rhetorical.]